Heard this before....a joke...enjoy...?

Question

A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to
spend the night with her for $500. So they did,
and before he left, he told her that he did not
have any cash with him, but that he would have
his secretary write a check and mail it to her,
calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the
way to the office he regretted what he had done,
realizing that the whole event was not worth the
price. So he had his secretary send a check for
$250 and enclosed the following note:

Dear Madam,
Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for
rent of your apartment. I am not sending the
amount agreed upon, because when I rented the
apartment, I was under the impression that:
1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat;
3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and
at home. Last night, however, I found out that it
had been previously occupied, that there wasn't
any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the check for $250.00 with the following
note:

Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect
a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied
indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of
it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the
space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
but if you don't have enough furniture to fill
it, please do not blame the landlady.

Answer 1

^_^ nice one

keep it up

Answer 2

ENJOY THIS A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks toward the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in, he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Sue, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."
Sue complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Sue worked here..."

Answer 3

regrettably - this records does not ask your self me to the middle. i don't comprehend one single lady who has in no way been 'on a weight-alleviation plan' - in an attempt to offer 'the suitable physique'. And this impossible purpose is strengthened via the photos we see in magazines, the super celebrities we see strutting on the purple carpets and the variety fashions parading down catwalks. it extremely is all an phantasm. photos in magazines are cosmetically altered and changed - legs made to look longer - epidermis flaws airbrushed away and so on. and so on. and so on. What we are meaning to is inconceivable honestly. those youthful celebs on the purple carpet have entire communities of folk to tape their boobs, suck their guts in, make up their faces, layout their outfits, and grace their hair. actual women don't have the time or the money to accomodate that style of pampering. trend fashions starve themselves to the ingredient the place lots of them do no longer seem as though women to any extent further. ought to this be by way of fact maximum of of the popular adult males designing outfits for women - are gay? Are they designing for actual women? No!!! women are afraid to enhance curves, embody their womanliness by way of fact they are brainwashed into believing that adult males do no longer want this. it is so unhappy. The loss of life of this youthful lady is tragic. i comprehend whether that in the process a few international locations - fashions are actually not allowed to artwork except they have a wholesome physique with the cautioned proportion of fat below their epidermis. They nonetheless look skinny to me - yet a minimum of it relatively is a step interior the properly suited direction. I say - down with stick bugs!!!!!!

Answer 4

Good!

Answer 5

good one

Answer 6

LOL. Another good one. LOL.

Answer 7

Hourk, hourk, hourk!

Answer 8

heard that one before!

Answer 9

lol... another reason not to piss off woman

Answer 10

Ha! Ha! Very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good joke!