Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minutes later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched The Simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.
2006-09-07 18:16:18 · 26 answers · asked by trolling_for_recs 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
she is really weird for staying after catching u with your porn... it creeps me out!
2006-09-07 18:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by jeanne g 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Is this a serious question? I totally bought it except for the snorkel part. If this seriously happend, I feel really guilty about laughing as I read this. What the hell were you doing wearing a snorkel? lol As far as the porn and j/o part. Sure it's embarrassing, it's not that big of a deal though is it?
2006-09-07 18:18:54 · answer #2 · answered by Olivia B 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That is soooo Funny like the others i really hope you made the mask and snorkel part up thats slightly over the top dont you think...
2006-09-07 18:25:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, what is there to say...she at least doesnt mind, that is a plus. Besides masterbation is not a bad thing, and what you do on your own time is normal...hey she does it too, and probably wouldnt want you to make a big deal out of catching her.
So all is fare. the mask and snorkel part is a lil whitty but hey what ever turns you on....
2006-09-07 18:20:34 · answer #4 · answered by LM 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
nah nothin wrong with that...be glad that ur gf actually knows it is normal for guys to masturbate and didnt make a fuss out of catching u jerking off...but wats with the mask and snorkel??? now thats funny, she probably went into the bedroom to have a good laugh then come out again. but then again beware of what happens from now, i might be wrong and she might change her attitude to u
2006-09-07 18:23:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
One day while I was home alone I went to take a shower. Right after I got out of my clothes the phone rang. I went and answered it. The phone is in the kitchen. While in the kitchen I noticed that the dog had gotten done cleaning out the frying pan from earlier so I picked it up. While I was still holding the pan I heard a crash from the next room. The cat had pushed my hardhat off the back of the couch so I picked that up. While walking back through the kitchen I saw my safety goggles on the counter. No sense in seperating my work items so I put the hardhat on to free a hand and picked up the goggles. Looking out the window I saw my neighbor's dog about to take a dump in my yard. I slipped the goggles on to free a hand so I could bang on the window to scare him off. After he ran off I saw a knife on the countertop. I had some stuff I needed to cut up down in my bedroom so I grabbed the knife. Just as I was about to go back to taking a shower the tv station that was playing broke in with a story about a fiery crash on the highway that my wife was supposed to be driving on. I sat down on the couch to watch it. I thought I saw a car that could have been mine spread across the highway. I started yelling 'Not mine' over and over again. This roused the curiosity of our cat who jumped on my lap and started looking me over.
This is when the front door opened and in walked my wife and the friend she had gone to pick up.
I was sitting stark naked on the couch, holding a knife in one hand and a frying pan in the other while wearing goggles and a hardhat, chanting 'not mine' loudly with a cat sitting on my lap sniffing my nether regions.
My wife burst out laughing, turned her stunned friend around and they went out to eat somewhere while I put things away and finished my shower.
2006-09-07 18:41:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
lmfao! I sure hope u are making this up! bcuz i'm not going to ask you why you had a mask and snorkel on! lmao
2006-09-07 18:19:34 · answer #7 · answered by carpenter2929 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow and no I have never been. What is with the mask and snorkel, got an underwater fetish
2006-09-07 18:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That is HILLARIOUS!!! My hubby once caught me rubbin one off and he got all pissed yet he doesnt throw the "stick" around as often as he should. Maybe I should have worn a snorkel mask!
2006-09-07 18:17:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yea my girl came home, saw me jacking off, then went upstairs, she smiled when she came in so i just stayed there watching & jacking, then she came downstairs naked and joined me. Then came the broken table and dent in the wall, (ill stop there)
2006-09-07 18:26:19 · answer #10 · answered by french_dude4u 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG........Lord that was funny........and the answer about the guy and the frying pan and knife...etc........Lord I thought I was going to bust a gut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO.......LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys are something!!!!!!!!!!!!!........
Thanks for the great laughs...from your question & others answers.......At least she didn't freak out on you........it's all good...........the snorkel and mask are a little kinky tho, don't you think?????? j/k whatever floats your boat......so to speak.........LMAO!!!!!!!!
2006-09-07 19:08:05 · answer #11 · answered by no_doubt! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋