Found On Road Dead!!!
2006-09-07 18:11:00 · 25 answers · asked by SWISH 1 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Car Makes ➔ Ford
Dodge
Drive Over Dealer Get Even
2006-09-08 23:44:15 · answer #1 · answered by cinderjo 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dumbass. Get a life. Wanna hear a few things about chevy's?
1. Buy a chevy you buy the best, drive a mile and walk the rest.
2. You can ford a stream, you can dodge a stream, but a chevy will sit in a stream and rust!
3. Why did the chevy not sustain much front end damage in a head on collision? Because the tow truck took most of the impact.
4. How much wood would a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood? As much as the ford towing it!
5. How do you improve the appereace of a chevy? Park it between two fords.
6. What did the ford say to the chevy? Would you like a tow home.
7. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for chevy's our tools would rust.
8. I could never keep a chevy under me, I was always under my chevy.
9. Chevy-built like a rock and runs like one too!
2006-09-09 03:52:08 · answer #2 · answered by luvmymustang5speed 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I laugh at you. First, because that is *such* an old "joke." Second, because my 1989 Ford Aerostar has towed Chevys, Hondas, and Mitsubishis. It pulled a way-overloaded U-Haul trailer from California to Arkansas. And it's been in and out of places where the average Jeeper would fear to go.
It's not a chick magnet, but it's pure reliable. Pushing 200K miles and still starts on the first try. Fords rock!
JMB
2006-09-08 01:22:35 · answer #3 · answered by levyrat 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time - Fix It Again Tony - Gotta Mechanic Commin - Don't Overdrive Gutless Engines - Mostly Old Parts And Rust - did i leave anyone out!-lol
2006-09-09 02:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by badmts 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you return to the shop it's Driver Returns On Foot, but yours is as original as bellybuttons! I like Cheap Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time. or Mostly Obsolete Parts And Rebuilt, or Junk Every Engine Part, or Poor Old Nutjob Thinks Its A Cadillac. To each his own I guess.
2006-09-08 23:56:01 · answer #5 · answered by yugie29 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hers a better one First On Race Day its only Henry's last name moron, never seen a dead one yet,BEST VEHICLES ON THE PLANET EARTH NO EXCPTION!! HANDS DOWN ,FORD-BOLD-MOVES-FORD -THE BEST NEVER REST JUST MAKE PEOPLE LIKE YOU VERY JELLOUS OR YOU WOULD NOT BE SLANDERING FORD LAST NAME SORRY YOU CANT AFFORD ONE MABE WHEN YOU GET OUT OF JUNIOR HIGH YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO RENT ONE IF YOU GET A JOB
2006-09-09 00:21:09 · answer #6 · answered by Mechanical 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ford is an innovator in the automotive market.
New ideas abound.
I just found out that Ford plans to add a Tailgate warmer, (activated by a switch in the glove box), to all F-series trucks that are to be sold in North America.
So that their service technicians won't get frostbite while trying to push the truck into the shop in the winter.
HA HA Chevy rules :)
2006-09-08 01:26:27 · answer #7 · answered by drkman11 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
ford is # 1 in my eyes grew up with them will only drive them and will die with a ford in my garage those jokes are old why dont you come up with something new
2006-09-08 22:36:32 · answer #8 · answered by amanda_shay_bauer 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's a terrible thing to say about Gerald Ford, especially given the stint he had in the hospital !
2006-09-08 01:12:31 · answer #9 · answered by Inframan 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
ha ha lol what do you drive a ford would wip its nasty A** any day so don't talk if you ain't got the ride to back it up funny guy
mustangs rule
2006-09-09 00:19:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋