A woman is approaching a very small Bistro. She calls the
barkeeper and, when he is standing in front of her, she asks
him in a very seductive way to come nearer. Then she bends
over the desk and starts to caress his beard.
"Are you the boss of this Bistro?" she asks and touches tenderly his cheek.
"Ehhh. No. Not at all!" the barkeeper replies.
"Would you please call him here?" the lady asks and gently
touches his hair.
"Oh, I'm very sorry. But no. Impossible!" the barkeeper sighs who has - no doubt - fun with this situation.
"Would you then please do me a great favour?" the lady asks
"Of course. What ever you wish!" the barkeeper moans.
"I want to leave a message for the boss!" she says and let
first one - then two - fingers slip into his mouth which he
gently sucks on.
"What message?" the barkeeper asks with the two fingers in his
mouth.
"Please tell him that there is no paper, nor soap, nor towel
in the ladies room!"
he he he...how was it?
2006-09-07 18:06:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dats funny some funny sh**t haha!!!!!!!!
2006-09-07 19:00:57 · answer #1 · answered by KaY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1 baby!
2006-09-08 01:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by F.B.I. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IMAO! lockerridge thumbs^up x 10 = mega funny!
2006-09-09 00:03:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Bad baby! lol
2006-09-08 01:08:09 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww!!
2006-09-08 01:18:47 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww... funny though
2006-09-08 01:40:32 · answer #6 · answered by Nurse Autumn Intactivist NFP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this already but still funny as hell
2006-09-08 02:08:36 · answer #7 · answered by ktothej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You funny!
2006-09-08 01:14:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeewwww.....
2006-09-09 04:10:54 · answer #9 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should have gave her your nappy!
2006-09-08 01:10:46 · answer #10 · answered by kel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋