The farmer's wife hears a knock on the door and answers it to see her husband standing there holding a pig.
She asks "What's going on?"
The farmer says "Sweetheart, I've a confession to make. I've been having sex with this animal behind your back and I'm ashamed!"
His wife is shocked and she says "Thank you for telling me. I'm sure we can work this out."
The farmer says to his wife "I was talking to the pig"
2006-09-07 17:52:09 · 11 answers · asked by Paladin 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha that was so funny...hahaha...i even read it to my roommate, it was that funny...i loved it...but it was kinda screwed up...
2006-09-07 17:55:34 · answer #1 · answered by bearluver_05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2006-09-08 00:58:39 · answer #2 · answered by Monzi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Reminded me of another farm joke. A 16 year old farm boy (Not too bright) approached his father one day. He said "Duh!! Dad, there's something wrong with my pecker, it's all swollen up." "Oh, don't worry Son" said the Farmer, "You've just got a hard-on. Don't worry about it, it happens a lot to boys Your age. Go out back to the barn and pick up a handful of wet cow dung and rub it on your pecker. That will make the swelling go down." The boy said "Duh!! gee thanks Dad." then proceeded to the barn. He picked up the handful of wet cow dung and was about to apply it to himself when he heard a female voice yell "stop." It was a hired Milkmaid. "What are you going to do?" she exclaimed, eying his huge erection. The farm boy told her about his father's advice. "Oh no, don't do that" she said. Then lifting her skirt and spreading her legs she yelled "Put it in here!!!!" The farm boy says "Duh, Okay then." then takes the handful of wet cow dung and slops it up between her legs.
2006-09-08 01:56:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
disgusting farmer
2006-09-08 02:03:24 · answer #4 · answered by yasmin k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dis-gust-ing! but, funny.
2006-09-08 00:55:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one!
2006-09-08 09:12:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's funny...I've been hearing some funny jokes today...
2006-09-08 01:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by Emma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
^_^ LOL
good job. keep it up
2006-09-08 01:28:34 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww... thats sad!!
2006-09-08 01:43:00 · answer #9 · answered by Nurse Autumn Intactivist NFP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
agree... disgusting!!
2006-09-08 01:01:15 · answer #10 · answered by Andrew Petrucci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋