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i'm looking for wit.
say something funny.

thanks.

2006-09-07 17:14:38 · 17 answers · asked by thing 1 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

the chicken is actually a chicken,and an egg will probably become a chicken.in the dictionary, actuality comes before probability.so the bird came first.

2006-09-07 17:18:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The only place a chicken egg comes from is a hen.

2006-09-09 09:45:48 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

The Egg kept coming first.

That is why the Chicken found a new boyfriend.

The new guy is called Bacon. He is bisexual and sometimes comes with Egg.

2006-09-08 00:21:10 · answer #3 · answered by Jay 6 · 0 0

The egg! Drrrrr! How else was the chicken made? I swear, that egg came from nowhere. Or prolly that genetic pool...

2006-09-08 01:31:17 · answer #4 · answered by Redeemer 5 · 0 0

If the chicken had just used protection then we wouldn't need to ask this question

P.S. Your avatar looks cute

2006-09-08 00:19:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The chicken..sorry too tired to think of something funny.

2006-09-08 00:24:57 · answer #6 · answered by Nico 7 · 0 0

Chicken comes first.....in the dictionary.

Sorry, but that's the best I can manage.

2006-09-08 00:18:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a huge egg with a chicken inside...

2006-09-08 00:17:50 · answer #8 · answered by Emma 3 · 0 0

kinda of hard to have eggs without the chicken don't you think?

2006-09-08 00:23:15 · answer #9 · answered by nancy a 3 · 0 0

Obviously the chicken. (I'm rolling on the floor laughing at my incredible wit.).

2006-09-08 00:17:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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