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Mine's is I had to get up and say something in front of the whole year group and stuff up completely when getting up I walked up the little stairs to get onto the stage and the last step I totally missed I landed straight on my face everyone started laughing but I busted my lip that hurt so much that I ended laughing... Don't ask me why I was laughing!!!!!!!!

2006-09-07 16:41:04 · 16 answers · asked by Shanny 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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walking in on my grandmother getting busy...

2006-09-07 16:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by BrooklynQT 2 · 2 0

Lots!!......


Today I was walking to Jr.High and while I was walking I was looking at these pics in my binder. So then I just kept walking when I hit my binder against the handrail and I just fell I mean rolled across the first and second step! And this mom of another child is all " Are you okay?" I'm all yeah.... so I am just sitting there and I am like so emmbarrased so i got up and ran down the hall to the bathroom and started crying. I was so sad....

2006-09-07 16:49:21 · answer #2 · answered by Marissa 3 · 0 0

Grade 8, 1989, went on a field trip to a horse back riding camp. While the whole class was on horses with saddles, we were walking down a path that had a pond beside it. My horse decided to go for a swim with me on the back.. which wasn't so bad because other horses followed so many of us got wet.... But then when we were back on the trail the horses started to trot. My horse wanted to go faster.. Soooo here I go running by all the other students on the back of this horse, and we were running around a corner (now Im the head of the pack with all eyes on me) and the saddle came loose and Oooops there I go on the ground completly wet from before so now Im muddy with my leg sore from hitting the rock on the way down. Needless to say.. I walked my horse back to the camp. That sucked.

2006-09-07 16:48:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When I'm crossing the busy road at the central district and my heels broke and i fell down right in the middle of the traffic lights crossing and my bag broke and all my stuff when tumbling on the road... phew!! should remember that moment.. so embarrassing!!
When all eyes on you and I cause a traffic situation cos I need to pick up my stuff when the lights go green for the cars.. haha!

2006-09-07 16:51:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Getting in the wrong car at the airport. The driver didn't notice anything and drove off. About a mile down the road, we looked at each other, bellowed a little surprised yell, laughed and was promptly brought back to the airport. We wished better vision for each other before waving each other off.

2006-09-07 16:45:00 · answer #5 · answered by fla_dan 3 · 1 0

When my misses kicked me out of the bed(late for work)and as i fell I draged down the bed sheets,Smacking my head onto the bed side table.then landing on the dog,with the sheet around me.Then the dog Farted.I could'nt get up.

Funny now but at the time

2006-09-07 16:45:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is pretty embarassing, I am sorry. I guess my embarassing moment was when I was with my brother and we were on our way into town from out in the country so to speak. And I ran out of gas on the freeway. We had to call his Dad and he had to drive us all the way into town, buy a gas can and gas, drive us back to my truck, then I had to still drive into town, and then drive back. I was embarassed alot.

2006-09-07 16:46:50 · answer #7 · answered by Beano4aReason 4 · 0 0

i was at a big speech competition and i got up to the 1st mic. I started talking and got the hiccups. when i tried to stop them i burped in the mic. everyone chuckled. I was super nevous and i messed up and accidently shouted Sh*t! in the mic. i finished but not without wanting to D-I-E!

2006-09-07 17:03:25 · answer #8 · answered by TheCatIsBack 2 · 1 0

me, my wife and 2 daughters were in drive thru line at Burger King. our car, a worn out minivan, broke down. lots of other cars in line. i had to get out and push the van over to a parking place. then i went and stood in the drive thru line. it was car, car, me on foot, car, car.... the whole time my wife was cranking and cranking on the car. at the time i got to the service windopw, it cranked up and shot a big cloud of black smoke all over the parking lot.

my daughter, who was about 14 at the time, was mortified. it was embarassing, but my daughters reaction made us laugh about it.

2006-09-07 16:51:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

On stage performing at a open mic event and was too drunk to get my words out right and i got BOOOOED!

2006-09-07 16:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by mdboomskwad.mc4u 4 · 0 0

A FRIEND AND I WENT TO LAS VEGAS BY BUS ON A TURNAROUND TRIP (NO OVERNIGHT STAY) AND WE MET 2 GIRLS ON THE BUS AND WE ALL HUNG OUT IN VEGAS. WE WERE IN FRONT OF CIRCUS CIRCUS AND WE WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH THE CLOWN, BUT NOBODY WANTED TO TAKE THE PICTURE. WE ALL WANTED TO BE IN IT, SO AFTER A FEW MIN OF ARGUING....THE CLOWN SAID, "OK, LET ME TAKE IT OF ALL 4 OF YOU".............AND I STILL HAVE THE PIC !!!

2006-09-07 16:53:48 · answer #11 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0 0

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