What do Jews have against Gay rabbits, and how and who will God smite after hearing this news? Will the Easter Bunny be affected?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060907/ap_on_re_us/conservative_jews_gays
2006-09-07 16:35:12 · 10 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-09-07 16:40:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jews, like Christians and Muslims, have some who are literalists and/or who take very rigid interpretations of text to fit their biases.
You will note this only applies to Conservative Judaism. Reform Jews have long ordained women and gays. (Like the Baptists, there are different local authorities and some may ordain and some may not. The Conservatives have begun to ordain women so this is a logical next step. Even more surprising, a recent news story was about an orthodox woman leading a synagogue, but they stopped short of calling her a rabbi.
Gay rabbits are pretty safe since they aren't Kosher and can just loook all cute and fluffy and not worry about Granny's recipe for jugged hare. As for smiting, all Republicans are advised to seek immediate shelter.
2006-09-07 16:43:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-14 10:53:41 · answer #3 · answered by pachter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Judaism has 613 commandments, some banning same sex relationships. It is very explicit and the 613 commandments are binding on every Jew.
Judaism have different movements. The Orthodox movement is the strictest. They faithfully follow the traditions. On the flip side, Reform is the least strict. The article you cite, is the middle movement.
No matter what is decided, the 613 commandments are there as they have been for over 3500 years. Unless you are a Jew, just sit on the sidelines and see what results are..
2006-09-07 16:44:02 · answer #4 · answered by J. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jews love gay rabbits, because the Bible says they chew the cud.
2006-09-07 16:38:53 · answer #5 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO @Randy G ......The Easter bunny is Christian? Does he symbolize when Jesus hopped up out of the crypt and laid colored eggs in hidden places for all the disciples to find? LMFAO!!!!!!
2006-09-07 16:42:20 · answer #6 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Easter Bunny is Christian, so I would say not.
2006-09-07 16:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by Randy G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gay rabbis or gay rabbits? because there are already a bunch of gay rabbis.
2006-09-07 16:36:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your not serious I hope - its an awful day for Jews though if they let people be ordained Rabbi's if the are homosexuals.
2006-09-07 16:38:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
just another example of how conservatism isn't really judaism.
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2006-09-07 20:56:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋