2006-09-07 16:21:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Please be neat, wipe the seat... dont leave the tiolet seat up... make sure to flush... Jesus would remind people to be kind to one another, as he always did, even when it comes to potties.
2006-09-07 16:28:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes a very warped question! Jesus was a man he would use it just like you and me.You mite think of a better way to get him into your life.
2006-09-07 23:32:08 · answer #2 · answered by Jeff F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would spread the great yellow bowl of pee..... (like when he did the red sea) ...so then he, could clearly see,... find a much needed spot too let himself free, and do what we all do best, and that's pee.....
I think he would use his powers to wipe the seat too, no?
2006-09-07 23:29:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stand facing the loo?
2006-09-07 23:26:47 · answer #4 · answered by hrhtheprincessofeire 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Surely his holy bladder could wait till he got home.
2006-09-07 23:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Being humble He probably would use them if necessary. What a creative question.
2006-09-07 23:24:44 · answer #6 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He would probably want to hover over the seat.
2006-09-07 23:27:04 · answer #7 · answered by DetroitDublin 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
walk across the water to the cleaner side?
2006-09-07 23:27:21 · answer #8 · answered by The Beast 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If he's smart, he won't approach them at all.
2006-09-07 23:34:44 · answer #9 · answered by hippiechik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn the other cheek...lol
sorry i couldn't resist.. no disrespect intended.
2006-09-07 23:24:12 · answer #10 · answered by Jamal 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋