A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a
glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the
woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
2006-09-07 16:18:17 · 11 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm going to use that one.
2006-09-07 16:30:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i might bypass with the answerers who mentioned 2. particularly, you will desire to be thinking of an entire chicken and not a a million/2, till it is been decrease up and frozen to cook dinner later. One chicken lays one egg in line with day. halfway for the duration of the day, the egg is a million/2-shaped, so there is the a million/2 egg. So in six days the chicken will lay 6 eggs, it is a million/2 a dozen. To get the completed dozen, you have chose 2 hens. 2 x 6 =12.
2016-12-12 04:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.......what a great joke....and it's even funnier because you used the word "c o c k " into the joke.
2006-09-07 16:28:59 · answer #3 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is total fun what a coincidence
2006-09-07 16:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda crude, very funny!!
2006-09-07 16:27:56 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LIKE THAT ONE
2006-09-07 16:21:00 · answer #6 · answered by bree1547 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaha
2006-09-07 17:07:24 · answer #7 · answered by yasmin k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loL...funny...thx for the laughs!
2006-09-07 16:27:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! It made me giggle!
2006-09-07 16:21:07 · answer #9 · answered by Catcanscratch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HMMM HAAAHAAAHAAAAAAA
2006-09-07 16:20:17 · answer #10 · answered by flowerspirit2000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋