Before, after or during a bowel movement? Or should I be in a constant state of meditative prayer throughout?
2006-09-07 16:12:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh forgive me, I meant to say "appropriate"
2006-09-07 16:14:39 · update #1
every moment, second, minute, hour of the day. i dont know what a bowel movement is but im just telling u its good to be close to g-d in all situations good or bad. and that he's always listening.
2006-09-07 16:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by i love rain92790 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We are to be in prayer at all times. Even as you in your lame attempt to mock us said before, during, and after a bowel movement.
2006-09-08 01:39:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luke 21:36 Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all these things that shall come to pass, and to stand before the Son of man.
Comical implications, but you're still a sicko. :-)
2006-09-07 23:16:09 · answer #3 · answered by Bob L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Proverbs 14 : 16 ... ( A wise man feareth , and departeth from evil ; but the fool rageth , and is confident ..) Proverbs 16 : 27.. ( An ungodly man diggeth up evil : and in his lips there is a burning fire ) .... Ecclesiastes 5 : 2.. ( Be not rash with thy mouth , and let not thine heart be hasty to utter any thing before God : for God is in heaven , and thou upon earth : therefore let thy words be few )
2006-09-07 23:43:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well You should Pray no matter where you are at or what you are doing So before in the middle of or after pooping should be fine
2006-09-07 23:15:08 · answer #5 · answered by Bug 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Matthew 6:6
But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
2006-09-07 23:19:02 · answer #6 · answered by MesquiteGal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is never appropriate to pray, it distracts you from actually getting off your a.s.s and doing something to change the situation, but in this case you should just stay on your a.s.s and push.
2006-09-07 23:18:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
With that attitude you might want to pray every minute of every day
2006-09-07 23:15:29 · answer #8 · answered by Granny 1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I don't think God cares if you are praying or talking to Him while you're on the toilet. I do it all the time.
2006-09-07 23:16:17 · answer #9 · answered by Elora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anytime, anywhere and anyplace. You might ask that others pray for you.
2006-09-07 23:17:51 · answer #10 · answered by juzbcuz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋