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It must be a party place to be. Isn't that where everyone wanted to be ?

2006-09-07 15:57:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

15 answers

No Viagra necessary. Because there is no Gravity.

2006-09-08 00:08:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Being there is no way that anyone can go to hell being if your friend goes to heaven it would not be heaven unless you was there means you will go to heaven too. But there will not be any thing like Viagra because of the Islam belief that you get 72 virgins. It is how heaven is hell. They get the Virgins but can't get it up and can't do anything with them. lol funny poor suckers. .

2006-09-07 23:07:10 · answer #2 · answered by Don K 5 · 0 0

Viagra and going Down the other direction more like it.

2006-09-07 23:05:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Heaven is like Viagra, man made.

2006-09-07 23:00:24 · answer #4 · answered by funguy 3 · 0 1

Just in the Moslem heaven where a man has 72 houris to satisfy. I've heard there is no sex in Christian heaven. Hmm, why would anyone call it Heaven if that's true? It sounds like Upper Hell to me.

2006-09-07 23:25:52 · answer #5 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 0 0

That is funny....When my daughter's boyfriend was a youngster, he and his buddy stole some of their dad's Viagra and got kicked out of church for sporting boners....That leads me to believe that it would be a no in heaven :)

2006-09-07 23:06:53 · answer #6 · answered by Denise W 4 · 1 0

Yeah, but I think I'd be too ashamed to have sex in front of God...No need for Viagra then...Unless it was with one of Jesus' old azz followers whose like a million years old, then I guess they would need it to "get it up."

2006-09-07 22:59:00 · answer #7 · answered by duvaldiva.com 6 · 0 0

nope there will be no need whatsoever!!! :) Check out:
Revelation 21:4 4He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away."

2006-09-07 23:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If there is sex in heaven--viagra will not be needed.

Peace be with you.

2006-09-07 22:59:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you do not need vaiagra in heaven. what you need is faith to GOD when still living and obey his commandments and laws as stated on the bible do everything what He is telling and make the ;bible as your ;guidance ;until the end of your life and when judgement cvomes, you will be raised to heaven with GOD

2006-09-07 23:09:33 · answer #10 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0 0

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