a doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take the case if he felt he could not help them. Mr. and Mrs. adams went to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physicals exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, 'yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. on your way home from my offices stop at the supermarket and by some grapes and some donuts. go home, take off your clothes, and, you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bull’s-eye in your wife’s love canal.
then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue. then next, ma'am, you must take the donuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and eat a donut.'
the couple went home and their sex life improved out of sight. they told their friends, Mr. and Mrs. rainard, that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the rainards and warned he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests.
Then he told the rainards the bad news. ‘I cant help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex lie is as good as it will ever be. I’m sorry.’
The rainards pleaded with him, and said, ‘you helped our friends, now please, please help us.’
‘well, okay,’ the doctor said. ‘on your way home from the office, stop at the supermarket and buy some apples and a box of fruit loops…’
2006-09-07 15:50:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol at first I was like what? But then I got it lol that's good lol but no I would not go to this doctor cuz I'm only 14 lol
2006-09-07 15:54:16 · answer #1 · answered by ♥MG789♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god that's a good one! HA Ha
2006-09-07 22:54:32 · answer #2 · answered by babydoll 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, that's a good one :)
2006-09-07 22:57:50 · answer #3 · answered by brknarrow23 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-07 22:57:56 · answer #4 · answered by auntkarendjjb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
!!!!!!EXCELLENT!!!!!!
2006-09-07 23:09:56 · answer #5 · answered by shodan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋