Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldnt find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said , "Lord, take pitty on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up me Irish whiskey." Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
2006-09-07 15:38:20 · 18 answers · asked by butterfly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny & I'm Irish.
I'm not stupid either!!
2006-09-07 16:36:43 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The version I read was that Father Paddy was late to give someone their last rites, and he was in a hurry. The only parking space left was in front of a fire hydrant. So he parked there and let a note in the windshield:
"I'm a priest. I've circled this block twenty times, and I can't find a parking space. I must get to the hospital and give a sick person their last rites. Forgive us our trespasses. Father Paddy"
He returned to his car to find there was a parking ticket on it, and another note, which read:
"I've circled this block for twenty years. I've heard all the excuses. I must give you a ticket or I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation! Officer Sean."
2006-09-07 23:16:35 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a funny one.
Irish and Blondes make for good joke material, just that the Irish jokes have been around longer.
2006-09-08 01:11:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a Christian, I'll say that this joke reminds me of myself at times. It's great.
2006-09-07 22:41:51 · answer #4 · answered by Green Arrow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, he is such a doofus, lol... somebody should have been struck with lightening, huh? Good one...
2006-09-07 22:44:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny.....stupid ungrateful people....gotta love em...they make the world go round....hee j/k
2006-09-07 22:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely sad... But it's still LOL!!!
2006-09-07 22:40:53 · answer #7 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg hahaha that was really funny
2006-09-07 22:57:07 · answer #8 · answered by ze mage's world 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that is halarious i am gonna have to right that down!
2006-09-07 22:41:20 · answer #9 · answered by shebunkin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA
I think Irish people are stupid too.
2006-09-07 22:39:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋