A commercial airplane left from England to the United States, halfway across the pond the plane lost two engines. The pilot made this announcement: Ladies and gentlemen we have lost two engines and the only way we can make it to America is to get rid of as much excess weight as we can so I’m taking the plane down to a safe altitude so we can open the doors and get rid of all unnecessary baggage, Well, all the passengers threw all their baggage out the door.
The Pilot then said: Thank you but I still don’t think it is enough, so I’m going to have to ask for volunteers to jump off the plane.
A British man jumped out of his seat and headed for the door, as he jumped he yelled: “God save the Queen.”
A Frenchman jumped out of his seat and headed for the door and as he jumped he yelled: “Viva La France”
A big man from Texas, not to be outdone by a Brit and a Frenchman headed down the aisle towards the door, as he reached the door he reached down and grabbed two Mexicans and as he threw them out the door he yelled: “Remember the Alamo”
Come on that’s funny, and just a joke!
2006-09-07 15:37:21 · 12 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent! And here's one from my friend the Swede.
An Englishman, Frenchman and Swede were captured by cannibals. They were told, "We're going to kill you, skin your bodies, cook you and eat you, then use your skins to make canoes. But we're not cruel... we'll give your choice of how to die, as long as it isn't 'old age'."
So the Englishman thought about it and he said, "Dash it all, if I MUST go, I should prefer to go by hanging!" So they threw a rope up over a palm tree and hanged him. His last words were, "God save the Queen!"
The Frenchman thought about it and said, "Eef I MUS' die, I should preerfaire to die by dreenkeen a glass of poison' wine!" So they brought him a glass of poisoned wine; he swigged it down and died. His last words were, "Vive La France!"
Then it was the Swede's turn. He said, "Give me a fork." They brought him a fork and he started stabbing little holes all over his body. His last words were, "Nobody gonna make a canoe outta ME...!"
2006-09-07 16:06:34 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a tad wrong, though quite amusing, maybe if you put "hispanics" instead of mexicans less people would be offended, but don't get me wrong, it's funny to say the least.
2006-09-07 22:40:27 · answer #2 · answered by _angi_ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke!
2006-09-07 22:39:57 · answer #3 · answered by coolboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before...but it's pretty funny.
2006-09-07 22:41:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think it's funny, but you definitely didn't make it up. my teacher told us that one in fifth grade. you lie!!
2006-09-07 22:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by Tonya 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny. i think i'll actually share that one. i think its great
2006-09-07 22:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by rotcnazi42088 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before!!!
2006-09-07 23:46:23 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke
2006-09-07 22:42:56 · answer #8 · answered by yasmin k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!..no offense ..hilarious->
2006-09-07 22:40:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry but - - - - - - - - - - I thought it was halarious good joke
2006-09-07 22:44:02 · answer #10 · answered by shebunkin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋