The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair just the same..."
Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued, "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
2006-09-07 15:28:07 · 14 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i read the whole thing and I got to the end i was like what?? I read it again and my mouth dropped because I couldn't beleive I didn't get it the first time LOL
2006-09-07 15:35:14 · answer #1 · answered by shebunkin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes thats a good one I laughed my butt off too
2006-09-07 15:31:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one!
2006-09-07 18:03:18 · answer #3 · answered by *SaL* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too dang funny!
2006-09-07 15:38:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was too predictable. you knew what was going to happen halfway through it.-and it generally isn't hard to make me laugh
2006-09-07 15:42:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-07 16:40:06 · answer #6 · answered by twix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny, lol- good one...
2006-09-07 15:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. i got it.. the answer is the husband... right
2006-09-07 15:35:48 · answer #8 · answered by yasmin k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg this is hilarious
2006-09-07 15:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by lilliana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...I like that...it was a good one.
2006-09-07 15:39:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋