best one gets 10 points of course...
he he he
:)
2006-09-07 15:27:46 · 5 answers · asked by ♥♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One day, the "Smart Blonde Committee" (a bunch of blondes that were trying to prove that blondes aren't dumb) [and they really aren't! This is just a joke...!] held a meeting where they were testing a young blonde woman with a few simple questions...
The president of the committee asked her, "What state is New York City in?"
The blonde woman said, "Umm... Oklahoma...?" The president sighed.
"Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" the rest of the committee chanted.
"All right", said the president. "How much is 6 - 0?"
The blonde stared off into space for a while, then asked, "Is it zero...?"
"Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" the committee chanted.
"Okay, fine by me", the president said. "The next question: What is 2 plus 2?"
After ten long minutes and counting on her fingers constantly, the blonde woman replied quizzically, "Four...?"
The committee shouted, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
2006-09-07 16:08:45 · answer #1 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
she kept it fat and plastered
and when the price of pork went up
she shot the little bastard.
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
now it goes to school with her
between to hunks of bread.
2006-09-07 23:24:04 · answer #2 · answered by hexa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
who is there
opportunity
cannot be
why not
opportunity knocks only once
2006-09-08 09:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by Mein Hoon Na 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: What goes Ha! ha! Ha! THUD!
A: A man, laughing his head off!
2006-09-07 22:56:01 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one's freakin' hilarious:
Q: what did the jar of mayonaisse say to the open refrigerator door?
A: close the door! i'm dressing!!!
FUNNY!!
2006-09-07 22:53:31 · answer #5 · answered by Tonya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋