A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, 'That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.'
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. 'The bus driver insulted me.' she fumed.
The man sympathized and said: 'Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers.'
'You're right.' She said. 'I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.'
'That's a good idea,' the man said. 'Here, let me hold your monkey.'
2006-09-07 15:26:47 · 30 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
o.o..i missed!...LOL! 10yers..lmao->
hihi..:o
thx for the laughs->
2006-09-07 15:35:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good i bet she was more upset with that man rather than the bus driver.
2006-09-07 15:29:04 · answer #2 · answered by breast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!!! Although I've heard variations of this joke many times before, I still get a big kick out of it. Job well done!!
2006-09-07 15:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute! I called a friend right away and passed along your joke. You must have a wonderful sence of humor!
2006-09-08 09:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by Rachel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same woman went to the dentist, who told her, "That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen! ever seen! ever seen!"
"Well," she said, miffed at what he was implying about her dental health habits, "you don't have to REPEAT yourself...!"
"Oh, I didn't," the dentist assured her. "That was the echo!"
Later a Texas oil millionaire went to the same dentist.
"Congratulations, sir." the dentist told him. "Your teeth are in perfect condition."
"Drill anyway," the millionaire insisted. "I feel lucky."
2006-09-07 15:54:32 · answer #5 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol lol
thats funny! at first i thought it wasn't gonna be a joke, because the sympathetic passenger! but at the end, he was insulting her too!!!
thats funny!
2006-09-07 15:30:13 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Brittany♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno.....when you start with the 'so ugly' or 'that's the ugliest' there's really only one direction the joke can go.....there's no 'pop' to it.
2006-09-07 15:28:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. worth a laugh
2006-09-07 15:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by City hunter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, thats kinda mean...funny, but mean
2006-09-07 15:42:33 · answer #9 · answered by _angi_ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That is soooo bad! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-09 03:36:15 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a total fun send us more
2006-09-07 15:29:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋