One topic, two yo mama jokes!?

Question

Yo Mama so dumb she was walking to and fro on the driveway, so I swerved around her. But when I did, I ran out of gas!

Answer 1

woah that was so funny

Answer 2

Yo mama is so fats at the same time as she wears a Malcolm X T-blouse human beings imagine she's a helicopter touchdown pad Yo mama's so dumb she concept Fruit Punch turned right into a gay boxer and Yo mama's a useless ringer for a vaccum cleanser she sucks, she blows and then receives thrown in a closet

Answer 3

thats a good one what do you think about theas

Yo mama's so fat, every time she turns around, it's your birthday
Yo mama is so cross eyed that when she cries...tears role down here back!
yo mamas hairs so greasy she sells oil to BP
yo mamas so fat when she jumped into the sea the whales sung ' we are family'
yo mamas so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with her phone number... she went back the next day and it said 'to be continued'
yo mamas armpits are hairy it looks like she got afro man in a head lock
"ur mommas so fat she put a raincoat on and people thought she was a taxi"
"You have to take a train two buses to get on ur mums good side"
Yo Mama's so fat she jumped off a building and got stuck in mid-air!! ;0)
Yo mama's so fat when she walks it looks like her legs are being polite.... (you first, no you first)
That means she wables!!
Yo Momma's so fat, when she has sex, she gives cholestrol instead of STD's
Yo mommas so fat she chases the school bus everyday screaming 'STOP THAT TWINKY

Yo mommas so fat her butts got its own congressmen.
Yo momma's so fat she went in front of the TV. Screen for 2 seconds and I missed the whole season of making the band!!! ha ha ha ha

Yo mama's so fat that when yo Daddy's boning her, he burns his @ss on the light bulb and when he's finished, he's got to roll over twice to get off.
Yo mama is so fat she has to fly cargo class yo mamma is so old her social security number is 1 yo mamma is so old that when god said let there be light she flipped the switch

Answer 4

Yo momma so fat she uses a microwave as a pager.
Yo momma so poor she walks in the front door comes out the back.
Yo momma so dumb she drowned in a imaginary mud puddle
yo momma so fat i had to roll over 5 times to get over her.

Answer 5

that has to be the dumbest joke... I have ever.... ever... heard... I actually feel dumber for reading that...

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.

Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Answer 6

Yo Mama so ugly, she use poison ivy for makeup and roadkill for deodorant!

Answer 7

that really sucked.

try something like:

ya mommas so fat her middle name is "u gonna eat dat"

or everytime yo momma wears red and goes out side lil kids be screamin coolaid

Answer 8

Yo mama so fat when she sweats, she sweats bacon grease.

Yo mama so fat when she's haulin as.s, she has to make two trips.

Answer 9

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow, when she yawns she slows traffic!

Answer 10

heres one...

your momma so fat she watches you walk to the school bus for exersize!

LoL yours is good too!

heres another

Your mommas so fat she may drive you to the school bus but the real exersize is when she chases the bus yelling TWINKY TWINKY!

Answer 11

Um.... okay, I guess. Oh and that girl up there ^^^, she's just sucking up to you.