are these rules good to you?
1 Chuck Noris exists
2 Chuck Noris is one and unique
3 Chuck Noris is incorporeal
4 Chuck Noris is eternal
5 Prayer is to be directed to Chuck Noris alone and to no other
6 The words of the Chuck Noris are true
7 Chuck Noris prophecies are true, and Noris was the greatest of the prophets
8 The Written Torah (first 5 books of the Bible) and Oral Torah (teachings now contained in the Talmud and other writings) were given to Chuck Noris
9 There will be no other Chuck Noris
10 Chuck Noris knows the thoughts and deeds of men
11 Chuck Noris will reward the good and punish the wicked
12 The Noris will come
13 The dead will be resurrected by Chuck Noris.
2006-09-07 15:03:55 · 21 answers · asked by Ajax Spade 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Is Chuck Norris the Flying Spaghetti Monster's ambassador?
2006-09-07 15:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by Becca 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Noris the action Star of the 80s? i didn't know he turned into a prophet...all i know he lost a fight to David Caradine hahahahaa
2006-09-07 15:10:00 · answer #2 · answered by Urban Hermit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay Chuck Norris!
2006-09-07 15:06:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now let me think ...i am pagan,,, and i woud be ok with this but for a fet things,,, the no tother than chuck noris thing,,, i like Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan...and we cannot forget Jet Li
even if he does use special effects for 90 percent of what he does... and who can forget Kieth Cook and Cynthia Rothrock
and Samu Hung is wonderful he is proof that a fat guy can be a martial artist..
2006-09-07 15:18:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris = Second Coming of Jesus
2006-09-07 15:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by funaholic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who the hell is Chuck Noris?
2006-09-07 15:07:20 · answer #6 · answered by Fenrir 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris will die just the same as the rest of us.
2006-09-07 15:07:16 · answer #7 · answered by Yay for Summer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know who Chuck Noris is, but i can tell you ABSOLUTELY NOT!
2006-09-07 15:05:33 · answer #8 · answered by Kiara 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ahhh - another day on yahoo religion questions.
without people like you, this would be much more boring.
my day is complete now - good night and be blessed by chuck
2006-09-07 15:06:54 · answer #9 · answered by Slave to JC 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Either u need to go to a doctor or a insanelasilum or u just plane dumb and that is horrible
2006-09-07 15:07:17 · answer #10 · answered by Paintballer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋