2006-09-07 14:34:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
TAKE ME HOME.
2006-09-07 14:36:21 · answer #1 · answered by pooh bear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the Giraffe, Paris Hilton, George Bush, The Macarena... That's your idea of a joke right?
no, seriously! :-)
Love your work!
2006-09-07 21:38:47 · answer #2 · answered by elymendoza1984 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all, I do not have to be concerned about finding God; because He is not hiding anywhere. He is with me every day of my life; every where that I go. And I talk to Him every day. And the most important thing which I say to Him, is I love you Father; because you first loved me enough to send your only begotten Son to the earth, to give his life in my place; for all of the sins that I have ever committed, or ever shall commit. I thank Him for making a way through his only begotten Son, that I could live eternally; in Heaven with Him. And I tell Him that I thank Him for making a way through his Son, that I could be healed of every sickness, every disease, and every infirmity; by the stripes which his Son bore on his back for me. I tell Him that I thank Him and that I love Him for sending his Holy Spirit to live within me every day of my life while I am on the earth; and for providing every need that I shall ever have, according to his riches in glory through Christ Jesus. And I also tell Him that I love Him because He is going to send his Son back to the earth real soon; so that me and all of my brothers and sisters in Christ Jesus, can be taken out of this horrible place that we have to live in every day; and take us back to Heaven with Him; to live in peace and joy and happiness forevermore. I hope that includes you.
2006-09-07 21:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by Calvin S 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sunday morning is everyday for all i care, and i'm not scared that my candles in a daze cuz I FOUND GOD...yeahh yeah yeah yeah yeahh!!!
2006-09-07 21:53:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i did, i would say "Dear Lord God,King of kings,Lord of everything,why art thou sitting in my throne?" :p
hahaha! its a joke btw,dont take it seriously anyone! :D
2006-09-07 22:21:00 · answer #5 · answered by Whatever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Words can not do justice. I would be silent and
I would be on my knees crying thank you for the sacrifice on the cross.
2006-09-07 21:53:09 · answer #6 · answered by Slave to JC 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what ever i said he probably wouldn't be able to under stand it,I be babbling,if I wasn't passed out on the ground
2006-09-07 21:39:08 · answer #7 · answered by purpleaura1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask him if he would eat the moon if it were made of barbacue spare ribs.
2006-09-07 21:40:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"why are you down here NOT working, and you make me pay bills and force me to work.. you are an @sshole.. get your lazy @ss back up there and work!!"
2006-09-07 21:37:25 · answer #9 · answered by psychstudent 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I tell Him daily, I find Him always, "I love You."
2006-09-07 21:36:39 · answer #10 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Holy Smokes, God - I didn't know you were lost!"
2006-09-07 21:36:23 · answer #11 · answered by Church Music Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋