2006-09-07 14:29:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This question, and the answers you've got so far made me think. People say there is nothing god can't do. But in this case, I know of a lot of things he couldn't do. Here are 99 of them. God cannot:
1) Name one thing he can't do.
2) Name two things he can't do.
3) Name three things he can't do.
4) Name four things he can't do.
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99) Name ninety-nine things he can't do.
Shall I go on? I could mention a few more things he can't do...
2006-09-07 14:43:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Actually there are only three things God can't do.
1. God Cannot Lie
2. God Cannot Change
3. God Cannot Allow Sinners into Heaven
I don't know where you got the other 96 things from.
2006-09-07 14:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by pooh bear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well He can't learn because He already knows everything.
He can't make a mistake because He's perfect.
He can't do things that are impossible by definition like create something so heavy that He could not lift it.
He can't be tempted by evil.
He can't die.
And if you count up another 90 or so sins you could come up with enough items to fill your list, like in Hebrews where it says that it is impossible for Him to lie.
Why, did someone actually take the time to think up 99 different things that God cannot do because of his perfect nature? Like He can't render an unjust judgment or things like that?
2006-09-07 14:36:35 · answer #3 · answered by Martin S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell you what, you start by naming 99 things you claim it can do....then you take those same 99 things as the answer to your question.
A non-existent being, by definition, is incapable of doing anything.....which goes a long way to explaining why there is the "appearance" that it does nothing.
2006-09-07 14:35:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick up 99 chicks while driving an Audi.
2006-09-07 14:33:02 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are many things God will not do, Only 2 he can't do.
1. Get lost
2. Tell a Lie
2006-09-07 14:35:47 · answer #6 · answered by jadamgrd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lie 99 times.
Heb 6:18 That by two immutable things, in which it was impossible for God to lie, we might have a strong consolation, who have fled for refuge to lay hold upon the hope set before us:
2006-09-07 14:31:49 · answer #7 · answered by Southern Apostolic 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure I can think of 99 logically self-contradictory things.
2006-09-07 14:55:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quiet Pat Robertson.
2006-09-07 14:36:47 · answer #9 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Up to 99 times, NOTHING! God can do everything!
There is nothing that God CAN NOT do! (Double negative, I know, English majors shoot me later)
2006-09-07 14:32:36 · answer #10 · answered by Miz_Kassandra 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋