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for leaving the toilet seat up,is that justified

2006-09-07 14:24:31 · 25 answers · asked by wakeup i 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

25 answers

definately - how come she failed?

2006-09-07 14:26:33 · answer #1 · answered by Aussieblonde -bundy'd 5 · 1 0

Let's just say that if you were a woman and had taken your Lunesta, then stumbled into the bath in a somewhat less than coherent frame of mind (and not having turned on the light so you wouldn't wake up your spouse)

--AND--

You'd plopped your bare bottom down on the toilet only to discover: A) the toilet seat was up and B) no amount of Lunesta was going to put you back to sleep after sitting down in ice cold water. . .

. . .no jury composed of 12 women would EVER convict her, not even if she axe-murdered you and fed the gory remains to the neighbor's pit bull.

2006-09-07 21:31:36 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1 0

A little secret here...do you know how much of a mess you make when a man pees? Well its a lot. I clean my own bathrooms and after noticing the splatter!! Now since its my home and I have to keep it clean i sit..Sounds stupit ...right? well I dont have to aim.!!!
lol

2006-09-07 21:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by Psycmixer 6 · 1 0

well my fiance stuck the top of the toilet seat to the top of the toilet with double sided tape so it wouldnt fall when he peed. now i cant get it down when i want to pee, how do u think i feel?

2006-09-07 21:31:57 · answer #4 · answered by Krissy 4 · 1 0

do unto others as you would have done to you. So if you dont want your *** to land in the cold water in the middle of the night.. she was justified.

If you're into that sorta thing.. i would slap the ***** and tell her to mind her own effin business.. LOL..

2006-09-07 21:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by psychstudent 5 · 0 1

If I ever heard a good reason, thats the one

2006-09-07 21:30:31 · answer #6 · answered by hipichick777 4 · 1 0

For real?!

If so, your relationship has issues. It needs professional counselling.

Just be glad she opted not to cut off your PEE-PEE. That wuould've been worse than dying.

2006-09-07 21:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by Tony BEE Good 2 · 1 0

A question for you. What does this remotely have to do with religion?

2006-09-07 21:27:22 · answer #8 · answered by stullerrl 5 · 1 0

Maybe her A$$ Fell in??

2006-09-07 21:29:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

maybe because you're a moron - look at where you posted the question.

2006-09-09 22:58:18 · answer #10 · answered by flygrrl 4 · 0 0

That's fair.

2006-09-07 21:32:25 · answer #11 · answered by Toronto 3 · 1 0

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