ive tried knives , jumping off cliff, jumped in front of train. im 400 yrs old now, what am i going to do?
2006-09-07 14:08:14 · 20 answers · asked by henry 1 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Other - Diseases
i did i stuck a uzi down my throat
2006-09-07 14:15:47 · update #1
i know the feeling roy
2006-09-07 14:19:19 · update #2
I thought that the only way to kill an immortal is to have another immortal cut your head off with a special sword (I think that was how it went -- I kind-of dosed off during "Highlander").
Find Sean Connery. He will teach you the ways of the Force ... or maybe I am confusing different movie plot-lines now ...
2006-09-07 14:41:02 · answer #1 · answered by Randy G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I took all my mothers sleeping pills
I jumped off a freeway bridge
I drank three kinds of poison
And drove my car off a ridge
I beat myself with a bat
Put a noose around my head
I overdosed on heroin
But I'm still not dead
Way to go Celines D...
Calling suicidal guys "girl" always helps... LOL
I gave the York Peppermint Patty idea a "thumbs up". They really can make you feel better...
2006-09-07 21:17:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
400 years old Hmmm, you should be in the Guiness Book. The oldest person (confirmed) is 115 and lives in Florida so you better get your documentation together and prove them wrong before you do kick the bucket.
2006-09-07 21:16:24 · answer #3 · answered by knittinmama 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch the video of kevin Federline performing on the Ellen Degeneres show. It almost made me die, maybe it will work for you.
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/kevin_federline/as_if_once_wasnt_bad_enough_20060907.php
If that doesn't work, try looking at Lindsay Lohan's droopy vagina. That may kill a man your age fast.
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/lindsay_lohan/lindsay_unveils_her_firecrotch_20060905.php
2006-09-07 21:12:23 · answer #4 · answered by Sta-wizzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a gun. That always works. Or jump off of a high building.
2006-09-07 21:14:05 · answer #5 · answered by airwalkerneo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a silver bullet..a wooden stake through the heart? Marriage is my best choice and if it doesnt work the first time then try it again..it will definitely suck any life left out of you for sure.
2006-09-07 21:21:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick around a while. Life is not finished for you yet. You might as well make the most of it. Good Luck.
2006-09-07 21:13:38 · answer #7 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you realized that you were immortal say about three hundred years ago you should have started picking things up like good bottles of wine or copies of the Gutenberg bible
2006-09-08 04:16:12 · answer #8 · answered by topher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spend your time trying to help others, not dying. I could use some help getting out more. I could really use some transportation help.
2006-09-07 21:20:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take your mind off death. Eat a York peppermint pattie.
2006-09-07 21:13:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋