2006-09-07 13:55:27 · 22 answers · asked by Sir Nickle Barsteward 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thats why hotels always have bibles lol
2006-09-07 15:04:50 · answer #1 · answered by ms_j_uk12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah Go for it.
If you use the old testament and the Acts and letters etc and just keep Gospels by Matthew, Mark, Luke and John then and read them then you might just start to understand Christianity.
Sadly "The Watchtower" is too thick to use as I have a dear old Jehova's witness who calls round for a chat and I accept the Watchtower every other Thursday and never look at the bloody things so I have a pristine unread collection of bloody "Watch Towers" which I know not with which to do.
Incidentally dont use the Kur'an they get very funny about taking the piss out of Mohammet, and dont wipe your backside on it, use your left hand, that is how to spot a Muslim, Islam teaches one to use the left hand to wipe your backside whereas Christians use bog roll, or old bibles.
2006-09-07 14:53:28 · answer #2 · answered by "Call me Dave" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a really silly question. The Bible is made of paper and therefore obviously has all the normal uses of paper. So you can light fires with it, wrap sausages in it etc etc
As it is usually particularly thin and strong, it can be used for rolling cigarettes of all kinds. It can also be used as lavatory paper if well crumpled up first.
In "Treasure Island" they used it to give the BLACK SPOT to Long John Silver, because they didn't have anything else to write on. It didn't do them any good though. They all died, and Long John Silver ran away to his wife in Jamaica with a chest of treasure to keep a rum shop.
2006-09-07 15:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by comfasinga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but it's a sh** smoke. Did it for the jolly once, and in Scotland also made a J with a one pound note, which was amusing. But, it's not really pleasant, and after that we walked half an hour to a garage for papers, and it was worth the walk!
2006-09-07 14:08:01 · answer #4 · answered by Resolution 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but surely there's a tree nearby with some vine and three part leaves you could use instead.
(As my grand father used to say, he had an outhouse and used the Sears and Roebuck catalog for years, "I hope all you have left are the slick pages.")
2006-09-07 14:04:34 · answer #5 · answered by Rabbit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am an Atheist and I think you`re wrong to antagonize the Christians .As a Representative of Atheists you should just ask pertinent questions that arouse an intekkigent conversation.
What you are doing is only justifying their belief we are backward Barbarians ,instead of Free thinking individuals .
The only time to Bash their bible is when they are trying to Ram it down our throats.
2006-09-07 14:05:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
For sure they do :)
The bible is nothing sacred man, its just a book, go forth! Use the pages!
2006-09-07 13:59:29 · answer #7 · answered by kirstalina81 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
next time i run out of rizla's i'll try one. iv never smoked weed through shite before.
2006-09-07 14:07:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
both are roughly the same except when it comes to protein. EVERY veggies include a respectable amount of protein; fruits does not.
2017-03-10 01:18:08 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The definition of fresh fruit has different meanings depending on context.
2017-02-17 02:28:51 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋