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What is nothing? Now listen to the details...I would appeciate more out-of-the-box replies. Simply looking up the word nothing in the dictionary would not help me...Try not to think too hard!

I've come up with several examples like: Nothing is buying a fish tank and no fish..

Or, arriving home to an empty mansion..

If you could help, that would be awesome!

2006-09-07 13:35:51 · 15 answers · asked by Speedy G 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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think up someting really good to do, then don't do it....Thats doing nothing

2006-09-07 13:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by aggravatingprick 4 · 0 0

First you take a blackboard on which nothing has ever been written before. Then you take a piece of chalk and draw a circle on the blackboard and say the circle contains everything that has ever existed, and the circle is empty. Then erase the circle and throw away the blackboard. That is NOTHING nothing.

2006-09-07 22:36:34 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0 0

To the person stranded on a small island alone, and positively no other people on this island, and being on this island alone for year after year with no human contact of any type whatsoever, the missing sound of laughter and conversation is the silence of nothingness that burns you to the depths of your soul.

2006-09-07 20:42:14 · answer #3 · answered by dukefritz79 3 · 0 0

A clenched fist holds nothing but air. Empty promises are like balloons with holes, both hold nothing. There is nothing
between us but air.

2006-09-07 21:55:15 · answer #4 · answered by Precious Gem 7 · 0 0

Nothing is buying chocolate cake with no milk.

Nothing is writing a letter to know sender

2006-09-07 20:57:14 · answer #5 · answered by Tyana 3 · 1 0

I was once told that the human mind cannot truly comprehend nothingness. I know this sounds stupid but it is not so stupid. Some experts say this is why man/woman invented religion. We cannot comprehend nothingness after death.

2006-09-08 00:57:14 · answer #6 · answered by voiceofreason 2 · 0 0

Nothing is what I say to avoid telling what I really want to say.

2006-09-07 20:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by ~Ronyea Q♪ 3 · 1 0

an autopsy of Ted Kennedy's brain..

...nothing

2006-09-07 20:44:45 · answer #8 · answered by Rada S 5 · 0 0

Nothing is when you are starving, and both the fridge and the wallet is empty.

2006-09-07 20:40:43 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 2 1

Buying a dog bed but no dog.

Buying a DVD player but no DVD's.

2006-09-07 20:40:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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