1. thou shalt rant, whenever an opportunity presents itself.
2. thou must answer every question in the "religion & spirituality" section of Yahoo answers, no matter how stupid that question is.
3. thou shalt forgive all sinners, however only in the most patronizing way possible
4. thou must covert thy neighbors oil.
5. thou shalt threaten "burning for eternity in hell" whenever someone disagrees with you
6. thou must preach, preach and preach again
7. thou must ignore scientific evidence, despite the fact its proven.
8. thou must select pedophile ministers.
9. thou must cover up the pedophilia in the church.
10. thou must have great riches and only share it with other god botherers.
2006-09-07 13:24:34 · 30 answers · asked by . 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Many a true word is spoken in jest !!!
2006-09-07 14:28:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have the Great Power of the Holy Spirit to re-write, then go ahead. Un-fortunately, they can not be re-written. Our Heavenly Father wrote the words in the Ancient 10 Commandments. It will be with us, until the end of time. I hope and pray that you will read and learn the Commandments and please do not make fun of them. Do not make the Commandments a mockery . PLEASE ! Take care and may God bless you and yours, Always !
2006-09-07 13:40:50 · answer #2 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Perhaps you should start your own religion/church - it seems you already have several followers!
Question is, will you give mankind the option to choose what they believe, or will you attempt to force all to bow to you?
The thing with my religion is, everyone has a choice.
Where's your tolerance for others people?
2006-09-07 16:07:37 · answer #3 · answered by lucy_shy8000 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok now listen, you should really stop doing that! Because GOD is not somebody you want to mess with! He has the power and authority to do any and everything to anyone who does that... so get it straight not twisted! The TEN COMMANDMENTS are something you don't need to re-write! Because last time I checked MY GOD is WORTHY to be PRAISED.
Have a blessed day!
P.S. My answer's NO!
2006-09-07 13:33:22 · answer #4 · answered by Jessiegrl1 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I presume this is the new Catholic and Islamic creed? If it is suppose to be, you are wrong. They adopted this at the formation of their Churches, many, many years ago.
2006-09-07 19:51:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i only agree to #10, and that is only if I can be considered a god botherer, and get some of that shared money! What the hell is a god botherer, anyway?! I don't know if there are that many people that bother God, is there?!
2006-09-07 13:28:58 · answer #6 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Remember there are 'exceptions' to EVERY freaking 'Golden rule!
LMFAOOOOOOOO
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-09-07 13:27:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not answering your silly question, just geting my two points.
2006-09-08 00:00:52 · answer #8 · answered by Paul G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! That is cool! Get that enscripted in stone!
2006-09-07 15:56:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! Covet thy neighbors OIL!!! LMFAO!
Thumpity Thump Thump!!!!
2006-09-07 13:26:24 · answer #10 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋