either tell me your jokes or tell me a good website for them plz
(make sure their appropriate plz)
2006-09-07 12:50:35 · 14 answers · asked by tomm 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fishing pole
2006-09-07 12:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Along her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place a hand
upon her breast
I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
her legs apart
and when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
the white stuff came
At last it's finished
it's all over now
my first time ever....
MILKING A COW!
2006-09-08 10:05:33 · answer #2 · answered by Mein Hoon Na 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The difference between women and men:
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately
refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and
Scrappy.
www.guy-sports.com There are all kinds of jokes there.
2006-09-07 22:14:04 · answer #3 · answered by Precious Gem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rrf00, you didn't tell the joke right. It goes: A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks,"Is the bartender here?"
Do you see? It is supposed to have two meanings. at the end you only said,"is the bartender?". Like that it only has one meaning. You don't ask,"is the host?". You ask,"is the host here?"
You forgot the toothless part also. That is why he wants the wood on the bar to be tender, so that he can eat it.
2006-09-07 20:11:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy walkis into a bar and says oww
why do melons have to have formal weddings?
becuse the cantalope(can't elope)
what kind of cheese isn't yours?
nacho cheese
three guys are walking along and find a magic lamp. when the genie comes out, he tells them he'll give them each one wish. the first one wished he was 10 times smarter. poof he's 10 times smarter and walks off and becomes an engineer. the second guy wishes that he was 100 times smarter then the first guy. poof he's 1000 times smarter and walks off and becomes a lawyer. the last guy wishes that he was 10000000 times smarter than the first two guys combined. poof he turns into a girl.
2006-09-07 20:22:33 · answer #5 · answered by soulcaliberdrummer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
i am wearing a vest. if i had no arms. it would be a jacket.
there were two sausages frying in a pan. they were just sitting there frying when one of the sausages says "OH MY ITS HOT IN HERE" and the other sausage says " OH MY GOD ITS A TALKING SAUSAGE"
whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
beer nuts are $1.75 and deer nuts are under a buck!
2006-09-07 20:12:45 · answer #6 · answered by nicole t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the difference between a violin and a trampoline?
you have to take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline!
how many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4, 1 to screw it in and 3 to cheer her on!
what do you get when you cross a helicopter and a rhino?
hellifiknow!!!!
yo mama so fat she sweats gravy!!
2006-09-07 19:53:28 · answer #7 · answered by bex d. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heyy I gat an original one .. Hey you ever, play Mk, everything is alitiy .. Fatality .. Brutality...Animality...Shoots Nanny-ality :))
2006-09-07 19:56:48 · answer #8 · answered by hhgdgdfg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wife: y r u home so early?
husband: my boss told me to go to hell!!
wife to her husband who reads newspaper all the time: i wish im a newspaper so ill be in ur hands 24/7!!
husband: i wish that too, so ill change u daily!!
and visit www.bored.com ..
2006-09-07 19:55:01 · answer #9 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its thanksgiving and this family, lets call them the browns, is having a party. the little girl goes up to her mom and asks "mom, whats a *****?" The mom replies "Oh, thats a lady sweety." "What's a bastard?" Oh, thats a gentlman sweety." "ok." the mom is cutting the turkey and she says "f**k!" The little girl asks "Whats f**k?" the mom replies "Oh, thats a seasoning that goes on the turkey. "ok" The girl goes upstairs to talk to her dad. her dad is shaving and he cuts himself. he says "s**t!" the little girl asks "Whats s**t?" the dad replies "Oh thats the shaving cream." "ok" the girl goes downstairs to greet the guests coming in. she says "Hi bitches and bastards. Can i take your coats? My mom and dad would be here to greet you but my moms f**king the turkey and my dads wiping s**t off his face."
2006-09-07 19:57:19 · answer #10 · answered by Kee-wee 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋