Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Artificial Intelligence beats real freaking stupidity!
What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?
The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.
The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will:
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of eight billion dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee 'till the end of the century.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-09-07 12:21:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES the phreaking phunniest jokes!
2006-09-07 12:22:12 · update #1
'tisn't wise to mix politics & coffee. : (
Actually, nothing goes well with politics!
Save the coffee, throw out the politicians!
YEAH!!!!! ; )
2006-09-08 07:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Driving Etiquette
Rules of the road for car drivers.
Do not try to shift, smoke, drink coffee, and talk on a cell phone at the same time.
Lose the cell phone and maybe get an automatic.
If you don't know how to drive stay, off the road.
If you don't know how to drive and still do, you are probably on the highway.
The person in front of you that has spent three miles driving with a turn signal on is not going to turn.
The person driving in front of you with a turn signal on for the last three miles is going to slow down at every turn.
It is always the other person that drives like an idiot, it is never you.
If you rearend somebody, it is your fault and not theirs even if the other driver Was driving like an idiot.
Look out your rear mirrors before you flic a cigarette out the window.
Motorcyclists don't take it to kindly when you flic a cigarette out the window without looking.
Even if you live on a street with lots of other immigrants, it is never cool to play super pumped marriachi music on your obnoxiously obscene amplifer from your lowrider!
In answer to your question, I am bonefide American, I would pick out the bug and still drink the coffee, I paid for it.
I don't write to well, not funny, but I was trying, hope you enjoyed my list and if you can a better grip on bad drivers and post it, I wouldn't mind. Thanks for your questions W, I check them lots of times and most of the time, they are the best things I get to read all day.
2006-09-08 07:23:37 · answer #2 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice political joke
2006-09-07 15:07:24 · answer #3 · answered by yasmin k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The muslim will proclaim JIHAD on the infidel bug and scream insane jibberish before he suicide bombs the coffee shop in the name of Allah.
2006-09-07 12:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's gonna have the runs lol
2006-09-07 12:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOW! That's a winner
2006-09-07 12:24:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a long one.
2006-09-07 12:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Into politics are we?
2006-09-07 12:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by jrodr2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was long, but good!
2006-09-07 16:08:16 · answer #9 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alrighty then
2006-09-07 12:35:46 · answer #10 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋