2006-09-07 11:48:43 · 9 answers · asked by ~Ronyea Q♪ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play
date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies
sweetly. "It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal
questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her daughter is
getting out of the car.
The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her
friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license.
It's like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you
are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you
find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And just why is that, young
lady?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
2006-09-07 11:52:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he let go!
Sorry... i made up this joke when i was 5 and I've thought it was funny ever since.
2006-09-07 19:31:42 · answer #2 · answered by the_thoughtless_ponderer 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it was not a the time it happened
my son was just eating a sandwich and came to in tears,
Mommy, mommy, mommy as he ran screaming and crying big tears, I asked him what was wrong and he said I just ate my tooth, I said what he said again I just ate my tooth and now the tooth will not come because she can not find it in my belly. So I assured him she would understand and still come.
And luckily the tooth actually fell on the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-07 18:53:18 · answer #3 · answered by hummingbird 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mind like a steel track.
2006-09-07 18:56:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize...
Last night, gay burglars broke into my house and rearranged my furniture....
2006-09-07 18:50:52 · answer #5 · answered by The Show Must Go On 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a royal *******? A rough royal treatment for a royal couple ha! ha! ha!
2006-09-07 18:51:43 · answer #6 · answered by April Ann Codon Cruz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mother is so old- her driver's license is in hieroglyphics.
2006-09-07 18:55:43 · answer #7 · answered by Tinkerbelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boogerfickle.
2006-09-07 18:50:32 · answer #8 · answered by calmcoolchic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DEE DEE DEE.
2006-09-07 18:58:06 · answer #9 · answered by billysmk2 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋