Question about Satanism (Anton LaVey kind)?

Question

I'm hoping some Satanists can help me. I am a 25 y.o. male. I'm attractive and not a looser. I am over edjucated and under employed, as they say (although I didn't really go to college, but I read a lot). . I've been practicing Satanism for many years now, but I cannot get my spells to work. Satanists told me I did not have to get all the stuff mentioned in the Satanic Bible, but my spells never seemed to work. So decided to get everything. I got the gong Baphomet ,sword , bell, etc. I was even able to get my stepsister to be the Altar! She was a stripper and she looks good, so it wasn't that. She agreed to do it because she wanted to conjure up the devil on Haloween but I told her didn't work that way. I still can't get my spells to work (even tho I have tried). I'm starting to think this stuff doesn't work. I know it's a philosophy, but it seems like I could do whatever I want to do anyway and not call myself a Satanist. Any advice? Hail Satan!

And for you who said Satanists do not believe in spells, that is not true. The Satanic Bible is very specific about what to wear, when to cast the spell, if the spell is for compassion, destruction, or sex, etc. Obviously Dr. LaVey meant for this stuff to work..

Answer 1

Why don't you read about Anton LaVey then decide if he could make it "work" either?

[And it's cute the way Neopagans are ranting how they're not Satanists, yet apparently they have some kind of interest in it. I wonder how many of these WIccans have a copy of the Satanic Bible on their shelves? =D]
[And notice how NOT ONE of them said anything about his stepsister degrading herself as his "altar"???]

Answer 2

I'm hoping some Satanists can help me. I am a 25 y.o. male. I'm attractive and not a looser. I am over edjucated and under employed, as they say (although I didn't really go to college, but I read a lot).

***First of all its "loser," not "looser." Additionally, "edjucated" is spelled "educated." I don't know what books you read, but the dictionary is not among them.

The problem with the term "Satanism" is two-fold.

First, the term itself is defined within a certain set of prescribed limitations that are created by the "other side," so to speak. In other words, the so-called Christians (most of whom are anything but Christian, by the way...) frame the context of the debate by labelling Satanism as something "bad."

Second, the term itself lends itself to any number of caricatures and labels that simply aren't the case, thus leaving a solid definition next to impossible in todays medieval society.

However, for our purposes here, you are complaining that your spells don't work? That's funny, my Will works beautifully--sometimes TOO well, I'm afraid. Who would have thought?

What's wrong with your Will?

Answer 3

How quickly do you expect your spells to work? If they are anything like spells cast by Wiccans then they take at least a month to kick in.

Do you use correspondences? Maybe you should.

Another thing to take into account is that the tools are literally just that... tools. The real power lies with you. You have to truly believe the spell will work rather than simply hope. What are you thinking when you perform the spell? Are you thinking hard enough about your goal.

I confess that Satanism is not my field as I'm more of a textbook witch. But try it.

Answer 4

I'm not a Satanist but I play one on T.V....blah, blah, blah.

Wiccan idiots.

I have a solution to your problem, and it's right there in front of you. JUST FU CK YOUR STEP SISTER! Then you'll get laid and won't have to cast love spells (luck bas tard, I wish I has a horney stripper step sister!). She isn't related to you by blood, so it isn't incest (and even if she was, hell, she's a stripper)..

Then put her lazy as s to work in a strip club and bring back some money for you! That solves your money problems. If she won't, take a page out of Dr. Anton's book and turn Mr. hand into Mr. Fist!

It's the Satanically correct thing to do!

Answer 5

I'm not a satanist...though it's a very interesting religion. I am a pagan. When casting, it is not the ritual that matters, as long as you believe in what you are doing. If you cast and believe then you send out the power into the world and hopefully it will full fill itself. If you don't believe in the spells you are casting then of course it will not work, because there is no power behind the spell.

I hope that you are sending good power when you are casting, it makes the world a better place and yourself a better human.

Blessed Be!

Answer 6

The Satanic Empire
(Priesthood of Satan)
The Creed Of The Satanist

I am a Satanist. . .
I realize that acts of ritual have no real bearing on the material or invisible worlds. I acknowledge that it is my mind alone that manipulates the web of reality and makes my Will manifest.
While good and evil do not exist--except within the bounds of personal preference and perception, and I am not constrained by moral barriers--I will not harm those who have not sought destruction to my lot, life, freedom and happiness.
To my fellows I swear by my blood my loyalty, and to offer whatever services I can, should they ever be in need of me.
I vow to cherish and defend the vast kingdoms of the Earth Mother. For without Her, life itself could not exist.
I realize that my actions of today will cast a reaction and reflection into the future of the intangible tomorrow. Therefore I announce myself as the ruler of my own destiny and will place the responsibility to enrich my existence upon my own head.
I am a Satanist, the highest embodiment of human life!

Answer 7

i am by no means a satanist, but i have researched it. and if you were a true satanist you wouldnt believe in spells, lol. satanism is a religion like any other, they dont sacrifice animals or cast spells. its the most misunderstood religion on the planet. have fun with yours spells there mr. potter.

Answer 8

Crowley practiced what might probable be referred to as enlightenment, he became into into many categories of religions, and ideology. The religions are metaphysical mysteries hidden in the back of infantile metaphors for the uninitiated and ignorant.

Answer 9

satanism is mainly to ridicule christianity. all of their beliefs are exactly the opposite of what the bible says, have you noticed this? for example, dont lust. during some of the 'services' they put a women up in front of the congregation if you could call it that, for everyone to lust after. its really a sick cult, i feel sorry for these people

Answer 10

They do work. At least for me and many others. It is hard to explain. you must really want and need it and channel that and direct it correctly