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I don't think I have ever done anything too retarded, but my nerves always get the best of me

2006-09-07 18:41:36 · answer #1 · answered by Chad 7 · 1 0

said to a woman I had just met and really liked that I didn't want to join her to go to the Aquarium. I didn't have ANY money. I didn't have the admission fee to the aquarium. I REALLY liked her. She cried when I told her that. I REALLY wanted to go. I should have told her the truth.

2006-09-07 18:10:07 · answer #2 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0 0

i had to think about this one, but here's some i remember:
"it's that aquarius - sagittarius sexual attraction, don't fight it."
"it feels like i've known you my whole life."
"you and my girlfriend would get along great."
"strawberries make me horny."
"stay here, i'll be right back."
"how would you like to meet phantom 15?"
"so, are you putting out tonight or what?"
"buy your own weed."
"are you kidding me,how can i be your son's father?"

2006-09-08 09:06:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

right after picking her up, i asked if her roommate was going to be there when we got back after the evening to listen to us screw?

she wasn't and it was a good time!!!

2006-09-07 18:13:10 · answer #4 · answered by City slicker 5 · 0 0

took her to an expensive resturant but i didn't realize i left my wallet at home until we was done eatting oopppss

2006-09-07 18:12:03 · answer #5 · answered by rayray23_m_es_indy2005 2 · 0 0

remember that time you went head first into the vanwagon and catapulted backwards??

2006-09-08 16:20:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"So are you going to ask me to be your official G/f or are we gona dance around the issue"... tarded!

2006-09-07 18:09:12 · answer #7 · answered by "Chanel-o" 3 · 1 0

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