A married couple are driving along a motorway doing 60 or so, the husband behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks over at him and says: "Honey, I know we've been married for twenty years but I want a divorce".
The husband says nothing but slowly increases his speed to 70 mph.
She then says: "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend and he's a lot better at sex than you."
Again the husband stays quiet but speeds up more as his anger increases.
"I want the house," she insists.
Again the husband speeds up, now to 80 mph.
She says: "I want the car too! " but he just keeps driving faster and faster. By now he's up to 90 mph.
"And I want the bank accounts and all the credit cards".
The husband starts to veer towards the central reservation.
This makes her a little nervous so she asks nervously: "Isn't there anything you want dear?"
The husband replies: "No, I've got everything I need darling, I've got.....
2006-09-07 11:05:43 · 17 answers · asked by sylesh3 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The f*cking airbag ! "
2006-09-07 11:08:13 · answer #1 · answered by R Squared 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
an equity loan that is worth 99% of the value of the house. I'll move out in the morning.
2006-09-07 18:11:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep. The airbag! LOL.
2006-09-09 11:18:13 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..... potato salad."
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2006-09-07 18:08:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've got a full tank to get us to the lawyers office so I can sign these damn divorce papers!!!!!
2006-09-07 18:11:27 · answer #5 · answered by jrodr2001 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The obvious answers have been posted so how about "debts so huge that if I die it'll make him bankrupt too."
2006-09-07 19:24:49 · answer #6 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the air bag and a life insurance policy on you.
2006-09-07 18:09:03 · answer #7 · answered by chris s 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the airbag
2006-09-07 18:08:00 · answer #8 · answered by roamin70 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a best friend (same one) and i'm going out with him too.
2006-09-07 18:09:34 · answer #9 · answered by Itzel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
control.
The airbag ...... life insurance.... good medical.... no bridge pillar on my side....
2006-09-07 18:09:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋