The Un-Associated Press reported in a news bulletin today that a pregnant woman who has been in a coma for nine months following an automobile accident has given birth to twins, a baby girl and a baby boy. Awakening from her coma and learning that she had given birth to twins, she asked if names had already been given to them.
"Yes," her doctor informed her, "because we didn't know if you would ever come out of the coma, your brother Henry gave them their names."
"Oh dear God," the woman moaned, "my brother, Henry, is the family idiot. What in the world did he name them?"
"He named the baby girl Denise," answered the physician.
"Well, that's not so bad," the woman replied. "What did he name the baby boy?" The physician responded regretfully, "DeNephew."
2006-09-07 10:06:38 · 26 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha i thought it was funny!
2006-09-07 10:08:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is kinda crazy. But the woman should have known since the person was the family idiot. He would have made something stupid up. But if was like 1 chuckle for this joke
2006-09-07 10:10:31 · answer #2 · answered by Princess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cutest element that i stumbled on them doing became sometime as quickly as I got here abode from paintings, no person greeted me on the door as they many times do. I went into our relatives room and the toddler became drowsing in his swing conserving Daddy's t-shirt and Daddy became drowsing on the sofa conserving toddler's crammed undergo. It became merely too cute.
2016-09-30 10:54:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...i thought that was funny. You have to think about the girl's name for a while after the boy's. I liked it.
2006-09-07 10:16:04 · answer #4 · answered by x3babyshayy♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but even funnier when you hear it from a six foot tall VERY black guy who LOVES to tell jokes about African-Americans. ( P.S. I love this joke)
2006-09-07 11:23:40 · answer #5 · answered by lovergirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-09-07 10:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute, something my brother would do to me
2006-09-07 10:08:46 · answer #7 · answered by spacey51101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL DeNephew LOL
2006-09-07 10:12:01 · answer #8 · answered by oddsend03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol clean and pure comedial funny
2006-09-07 10:22:51 · answer #9 · answered by joe c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-09-07 10:08:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl, that was cute, and did make me chuckle a little. good one
2006-09-07 10:14:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋