My karma ran over your dogma
Dog is my Co-Pilot.
Your turn! :)
2006-09-07 09:16:10 · 16 answers · asked by ZombieTrix 2012 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Atheists are Beyond Belief
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Jesus may love you, but he won't respect you in the morning.
Lord save me from your followers!
That was Zen. This is Tao!
EDIT for one more:
You found God? If nobody claims him in 30 days, he's yours!
2006-09-07 09:34:13 · answer #1 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I continuously choose for the classics on long street journeys: thankful lifeless Rush Eagles Van Halen Tom Waits I additionally by way of in somewhat Dream Theater, King pink and The moms Of Invention.
2016-12-15 04:19:03 · answer #2 · answered by nella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EVOLVE
The fish doesn't have a leg to stand on.
If Bush is a christian, thank god I'm an Atheist.
You can teach religion in my school if I can teach science in your church.
Religion: You can't start a war without it!
Islam is a dynamite religion
Get a taste of religion - Lick a Witch.
I like that last one best but I found one more I need to share:
Jesus Loves You
Unless you are a Hebe, Towelhead, Homo, Buddha Boy, Hindufarian, Bull Dyke, Pagan, Atheist, or any other kind of hell-bound trash.
2006-09-07 09:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So many Christians, so few lions. I love that one, especially in the fundamentalist stronghold of Colorado Springs, CO.
2006-09-08 02:39:51 · answer #4 · answered by DIRT MCGIRT 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My Catholic Priest Molested Your Honor Roll Student
2006-09-07 09:23:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You think Our Father in Heaven is angry, wait till MOM finds out!
2006-09-07 09:19:37 · answer #6 · answered by Kithy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For those of us near Colorado Springs:
"Focus on your own d*mn family"
2006-09-08 01:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by Pablito 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever laughed reluctantly? I did after reading the Rabbit's answer.
2006-09-07 09:25:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Abortion Saves Souls.
Your god died on a cross--mine carries a hammer.
You want a Christian theocracy? Move to the Vatican.
2006-09-07 09:22:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
My God can kick your God's a s s.
I found Jesus in my closet.
I found God in my washed pair of jeans.
My God is an honor roll student.
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Courtesy from my boyfriend who came up with those.
2006-09-07 09:19:01 · answer #10 · answered by meKrystle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋