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Or do you deal with the exruciating pain and shove the gas back in your intestines?

2006-09-07 08:49:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Etiquette

17 answers

Walk through the crowd gracefully as you let it rip with a smile and no one will find out it is you. Do a double back and then comment on the awful smell before walking away.

2006-09-07 08:58:35 · answer #1 · answered by galactic_man_of_leisure 4 · 0 0

Crowded room. Thinkin if I can't get somewhere quick, might let it fly and give an accusatory look to some twit standing next to me.

2006-09-07 15:56:59 · answer #2 · answered by tallerfella 7 · 1 0

Let `er rip. Farts are hilarious especially when everybody runs out the door like a Chinese fire drill.

2006-09-07 18:53:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Only let it go if there's a dog in the room. You can always blame it on the dog.

2006-09-07 17:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by Doe 3 · 0 0

Just let it out slowly. No need to risk a blowout.

2006-09-07 15:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by ask the eightball 4 · 0 0

Never trust a fart.

2006-09-07 15:52:48 · answer #6 · answered by Ever Learn 7 · 1 0

i would let it go and move away from people quickly. sometimes the poo air will linger in your clothes.
I dont recommend the slow method, that sometimes stinks worse.

2006-09-07 16:22:34 · answer #7 · answered by CeCe 2 · 0 0

I would excuse myself and head for the bathroom.

2006-09-07 16:10:42 · answer #8 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0 0

Wow..where do these questions come from? and do you people really think about this stuff all day or are you just bored?

2006-09-07 15:57:41 · answer #9 · answered by patricia_hyland72 3 · 0 0

let it rip!!! then blamb the guy next to ya

2006-09-07 15:54:50 · answer #10 · answered by lheitjan_01 2 · 1 0

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