I am in possession of 15 crates of 600 boxes of 3,500 tubes of anchovy paste.
What can I do with this stuff? Brush my teeth with it??
Help!
2006-09-07 08:05:49 · 31 answers · asked by ? 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Simple, throw an anchovy party the like of which your neighbourhood has never seen before ! With nibbles, vol au vents, croutons and other savouries all with an anchovy theme. a competition for the best anchovy costume (first prize a box of 3,500 anchovy tubes). A fish themed disco. A performance of the famous Shakespeare play "Cleopatra and Mark Anchovy". And for the grand finale a swimming pool full of anchovy paste, so that all guests can dive in, in a mad happy fish fumed extravigansa. I only wish I lived nearer.
2006-09-08 04:10:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Build an Anchovy Paste Mountain!
2006-09-07 15:07:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check for anchovy paste recipes on the web. Make one recipe a day for the next 10 MOL years. Else sell them at the church Christmas Sale.
2006-09-07 15:11:28 · answer #3 · answered by Joseph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has gotta be one of the BEST questions ever, even if you ARE serious!
Perhaps but it in a bomb and blow it up over what ever place in the world we don't particularly care for at the moment!
If you don't like where you work squirt out onto little paper plates and hide them in secret places. For weeks! Or, large scale, in the central air conditioning duct of a hated corporation's large high rise head office.
But whatever you do, be careful: I understand that possession of THAT quantity is illegal in some counties!
Alternately: Send ME some!
PS. Love the hip '50s Avatar! I don't care what anybody says, and neither do you. Apparently!
2006-09-07 15:50:20 · answer #4 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you like the taste of anchovy paste... try this website:
www.allrecipes.com
Then, do an ingredient search for anchovy paste. I just did it an got a ton of recipes.
2006-09-07 15:11:53 · answer #5 · answered by answerlady1021 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sell it on ebay and make a fortune and make an anchovy loving person very happy.
2006-09-07 15:09:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have an ritz and anchovy party! Mmmmmmm!
2006-09-07 15:17:50 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, 1) your avatar is psycho and 2) why the heck would you have 31,500,000 tubes of anchovy paste? (if I read this right.... or is it just 3500 tubes?) regardless.... go to seA world... sell it to the dolphins!
2006-09-07 15:08:19 · answer #8 · answered by Max 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Feed it to the neighborhood cats....brush your teeth with it...
use it for fish bait....
spread some on the manifold of your car for the aroma....
wrap it up for Christmas gifts! .
2006-09-07 15:18:12 · answer #9 · answered by shortfrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make lots of Caeser Salad
2006-09-07 15:10:58 · answer #10 · answered by Ai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋