Got any stories to share, they can't be any worse than mine.
2006-09-07 07:54:30 · 19 answers · asked by Sue Chef 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Lets see, hummmm
First there is my aunt on my mothers side who has been married 14 times, 4 times to the same man, has 3 children from different fathers, was such a bad alcoholic that she had to have half of her stomach removed.
Second there is my uncle on my mothers side who has been married 8 times, mostly to women named Linda or Beverly.
Then there is my father, who married his cousin, who we now know is really his sister (don't worry no children), he is an alcoholic and likes to mentally abuse everybody with guilt trips.
I have two cousins that are now my aunt and uncle. The aunt on my mothers side let my grandparents adopt them because Vodka was cheaper.
I found out recently that my grandfather (now passed away) sexually abused two of my cousins (male) and my oldest sister. I also found out that two of my uncles sexually abused one of my male cousins.
I could go on, but you are probably thinking that I am lieing. Guess what, I'm not.
2006-09-07 11:14:32 · answer #1 · answered by Joel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, please. I come from a hick family in Alabama...do you really need to know much more than that? lol My grandmother was the meanest b*tch that I've personally ever known. She had her teeth pulled out b/c they were rotten when she was 30...took her own stitches out. She had a broken arm and took the cast off herself. You'd think the woman lived on a farm, but we lived in a suburb...she just didn't act it. She was the crazy old woman people loved to laugh at. Then there is my aunt. She shot herself once when she was carrying a handgun in her pocket...she actually thought someone else shot her at first, but she got scared and pulled the trigger by accident. I could go on for days, but I think I'd better save the rest for the book I need to write about these nut jobs I call my family~
2006-09-07 08:06:13 · answer #2 · answered by shynomore 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone in my family has issues but me:) Just joking I have plenty but the definition of a crazy family is mine. Can't share stories but trust me every walk of life is in my family from the rich to the poor to the druggies and the very religious.
2006-09-07 08:51:55 · answer #3 · answered by rustymoch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Certifiably Crazy. I have an older brother (whom I disowned and will never talk to again) who spent 10 years in prison for molesting his 6 year old daughter. He's now back in prison for armed robbery (and I suspect there were drug dealings and sexual assult involved but I didn't press my sister for details). My other older brother was killed in a fight over some spare pocket change (less than $5.00 I'm told). He was homeless at the time and a raging drunk who had threatened my life if I didn't come visit him. He had called me at 4 in the morning to tell me all this. (I disowned him after that episode, I instructed my sister that she is not to give him my new number when I moved, as far as she was concerned, I had fallen off the face of the earth). Let me tell you how excited that made me to visit with him (I never went, on one of my sisters' advice). My oldest sister has been in and out of mental institutions her entire adult life. She claims that our father molested her as a young child but since he killed himself almost 33 years ago, he is not around to defend himself or substantiate this claim. Luckily they all had a different mother than myself. My father was married twice and my younger brother, sister and myself are products of his second marriage. We turned out OK but let me tell you what a roller coaster ride it has been. I know it sounds harsh but I was releived when Marc died. I do not fear him anymore.
I hope these are worse than yours because if yours are worse, I would fear for your sanity and/or safty.
2006-09-07 08:21:29 · answer #4 · answered by Mykl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must be crazy. I have a load of crazy relatives and I want to marry into a crazy farm!
2006-09-07 08:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by susan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, there are a couple that are AT LEAST a half bubble off plumb. One has a very sharp mind, some advanced training and has never worked a day in his life.
2006-09-07 08:19:37 · answer #6 · answered by DelK 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes from the very beginning....there is this videotape we have...my grandmothers brother made this doll up to look like a person and sit her down in a chair...my great grandmother wouldn't notice that this was a doll and he would have a conversation with her using a female voice....He would say....oh your son is soooo handsome can i take him home with me....she would say listen here you tramp you see these five fingers unless you want them to cross your face i suggest you get out of my house...how dare you offer yourself to my son in my house...lol...i have so many stories i could be here all day
2006-09-07 08:17:35 · answer #7 · answered by Cassie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think there is anyone without one weird relative in the family
2006-09-07 08:01:56 · answer #8 · answered by Curious 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, my crazy brother Ed. He is a full blown alcoholic, and makes an *** of himself when he is drinking. But I love him.
2006-09-07 07:58:17 · answer #9 · answered by Ellyn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well kinda. i have an uncle that is trailer trash he lives on the corner of the store and stands out there all day just makin converstaion with everyone
2006-09-07 08:00:57 · answer #10 · answered by Victoria 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋