bird I met at the bar into my home, only problem is she is too big, so I am contemplating buttering her hips to get her through the front door..have you any other suggestions?
2006-09-07 07:50:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Birds
rent a marquee and have some outdoor fun go get em
2006-09-07 07:56:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a mate to help you push her in from one side and pull her the other.Hey presto,Youve pulled.Get her on the Atkins diet.
2006-09-07 14:57:23 · answer #2 · answered by Julie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't use butter. Try WD40, it has 101 uses and is far more slippery.
2006-09-07 14:58:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take the doors off
2006-09-07 14:56:24 · answer #4 · answered by jaeck76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use the garage door. ya see what happens when u drink. rule of thumb, u can have her if u can lift her
2006-09-07 16:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by john d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life.
2006-09-07 15:04:14 · answer #6 · answered by kildarababe 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you like them fat then you should have bought a bigger house!
2006-09-07 14:57:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pop the window out u've better chance of fitting her through that.
2006-09-07 14:56:28 · answer #8 · answered by dedclever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
has sharon b been buttered before then?
2006-09-07 16:53:07 · answer #9 · answered by neogriff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha...Buy a bigger oven! with a wider door on it!! :)
2006-09-07 15:04:51 · answer #10 · answered by Snow White 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋