hmv (music shop) is the best dating agencey because they have a singels dept
2006-09-07 06:57:17 · 49 answers · asked by ak222002 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Even my mum laughed when I told her this one.
2006-09-07 07:00:19 · answer #1 · answered by daisymay 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Out of 5 I would give it a 2
2006-09-07 15:43:03 · answer #2 · answered by sioux 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
Thanks for 2
2006-09-07 07:01:41 · answer #3 · answered by Roy W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard of hmv, but the joke's not that great...sorry.
2006-09-07 07:01:34 · answer #4 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It wasn`t at first, but then it became drily humorous.
I give it a closed-mouth smile= Rating of 4/10.
2006-09-07 07:09:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I laughed when I saw your question.....with the "singels dept" of your pretending misspelled.....loll.
2006-09-07 07:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by pimpa1949 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is so bad i had 2 read it over to c had i missed sumthing never tell anyone tis or u will end up very lonely
2006-09-07 08:27:36 · answer #7 · answered by susan mc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i remember when i was a member and i got my 1st single record. Maddonna, like a virgin. It didn't have a hole in the middle
2006-09-07 07:01:50 · answer #8 · answered by SIMON T 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is one bad joke
2006-09-07 09:37:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny at all. try this little beauty
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BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.
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BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
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SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
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Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
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Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out
of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake?
Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.
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Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.
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Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last week.
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Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it?
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It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
2006-09-07 08:40:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋