jesus keeps calling me but i wont answer.he is so annoying,he`s ringing my phone off the hook.what should i do?
2006-09-07 06:34:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
* 69 his a** and tell him you'll call the cops.
2006-09-07 06:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by Bran McMuffin 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Have a cheese sandwich, that will probably do the trick. Here's why. Religious people pray to fence poles and cheese sandwiches.
God doesn't talk to anyone, but human beings think they talk to some fantasy imaginary entity called God, and some of these people also think that the imaginary entity talks to them. You won't like my reply, but such behaviour is a function of mental illness.
People say they talk to aliens, people say they talk to God. The first lot are called nutters, the second lot are called religious. There's a lot of money to be made out of religion and it has become a well rehearsed play over time. Religious people also talk (pray) to fence poles and cheese sandwiches.
Christians are below average intelligence and tend to be very gullible, that's why when a fence pole or a cheese sandwich has an imprint that looks like a religious face, such as God or Our Lady, millions will flock to the spot and worship. It's also known as sheep to the slaughter syndrome.
All religions are just fantasy or mythology or cults, call it whatever you wish. The main religions also have magic tricks which are called miracles in Christianity.
Just watch what happens when a magic trick occurs, for example, the fence pole or cheese sandwich image starts to
2006-09-07 13:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by Brenda's World 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Sign up for the National Do-Not-Call service.
2006-09-07 14:50:54 · answer #3 · answered by tomleah_06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's probably looking for the 10 bucks you bummed off him at the pub last Friday.
2006-09-07 13:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by Funchy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put yourself on the "no call" list. When he calls again, ask to talk to his supervisor. Let them know you've requested not to be contacted. This is against the law, you know!
I think you can also file suit for harrassment.
2006-09-07 13:39:43 · answer #5 · answered by CuteWriter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are serious........you need to see a doctor..........medication and therapy may be the answer and also talk to your religious leader.
I doubt that Jesus is talking to you, especially by phone.
2006-09-07 13:38:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atleast it's Jesus and not the toaster talking to you.
2006-09-07 13:41:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anria A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it really is Jesus, you better answer or else you will fall into a trapset that could end your life early. You could end up in hell if you haven't yet confessed Jesus Christ LORD of your life.
2006-09-07 13:37:10 · answer #8 · answered by t a m i l 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Move to a different country!
2006-09-07 13:37:32 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. ÉlusivÉ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure its Jesus? check out.. else report to local authorities
2006-09-07 13:38:48 · answer #10 · answered by Jol Q and A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you don't have peace of mind with answering, then the caller is not who you think it is. Satan is the author of confusion, not God.
2006-09-07 13:39:19 · answer #11 · answered by Jimbo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋