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electricute her so bad that she learns her lesson?

2006-09-07 06:32:58 · 14 answers · asked by soldout 1 in Cars & Transportation Buying & Selling

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Hmmm... *Thinks intently* I GOT IT!!! You fill the toaster with brown recluse spiders, and set the timer so that just as she gets there to light her ciggerette, thousands of deadly flaming spiders are blasted into her face!!! She'll never again come within 10 ft. of the toaster!

2006-09-07 06:53:30 · answer #1 · answered by supershadowsniper 2 · 0 1

GOD NO! that would be horrible! what you can do is get rid of the toaster and get a toaster oven...or just explain it to her that that behavior is really ticking her off. Or for an extream do something she hates eveyrtime she tries to lite a cig on the toaster

2006-09-07 06:39:58 · answer #2 · answered by Idrankhemlock 2 · 0 0

is that the only thing for now? think very hard while asking.ok now go buy her a brand new toaster of her choice and thank god she is not out with one of your friends or out with one of your friends friend. ok im sorry but if thats all she does then you have a fine woman

2006-09-09 19:06:35 · answer #3 · answered by Billy T 6 · 0 0

Don't let it get to you, it is no big deal. buy her a lighter if you are so caught up in it or get her a toaster just to light her cigarettes on so she won't use your toaster.

2006-09-07 06:40:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

I light mine on the toaster too!....But thats only when I cant find my lighter.....try buying her a lighter

2006-09-07 06:47:37 · answer #5 · answered by Kristie S 2 · 0 0

POOR FELLOW. Obviously, she wears the pants in YOUR house. I bet she makes you ride shotgun while she does all the driving too, EH?

Someday, you will get a belly full and dump her disgusting behind.

Don't make the same mistake next time, POOR FELLOW!

2006-09-07 07:27:26 · answer #6 · answered by Trump 2020 7 · 0 0

Get rid of the toaster !!!! Tell her it Doesnt work anymore!!

2006-09-07 06:37:03 · answer #7 · answered by tinawin 2 · 0 0

Buy her a nice lighter

2006-09-07 06:38:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Break it and tell her it broke because someone kept lighting up on it.

2006-09-07 06:39:06 · answer #9 · answered by lizzardkingone 3 · 0 0

Why does it bother you? Does your toast taste like tobacco?

2006-09-07 06:51:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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