2006-09-07 06:14:37 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You are basically suggesting a direct and massive corneal application of liquid pepper spray.
A fascinating effect can be expected....
Around 99 percent of the body will typically respond to only a 1 percent affected area with collapse, massive and violent gesticulations, rigors, spontanious convulsions and random, ear piercing vocalisations of the sort to be expected from certain african birds during mating.
The effect is not permanent, but will likely result in peals of jocular laughter by the saboteur.
So, sit back, grab a sherry and prepare yourself for the show, entitled: "Squirm, B!tch. Squirm!"
By the way...There is someone else here, who's answers I am dazzlingly in admiration of...lol.. You know who I mean!
2006-09-08 06:11:43 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if she has Shingles in her eyes... oh, wait, mayhaps you aren't overly fond of her for taking away the Bentley?
I would susbtitute habanero oil for her eyedrops, the control-freak wench. She won't be able to see you sneak away in the Bentley for at least a fortnight that way. One must have their wheels.
I hope she allows you to have it back in time for All Hallow's Eve. I was so much hoping we could go parking down at the local mausoleum, or go visit Michael Jackson so we could play "Pick-Up Sticks" with the Elephant Man's bones. Sir Robert Merrick has been ever so lonely since Bubbles went into rehab again.
2006-09-07 08:10:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. Yes, you should. That is just horrible beyond the scope of my imagination. Wow, I'm frankly shocked you can even get the question out. DO YOUR WORST.
Of course, I say this having absolutely no clue what capsaicin is.
But I'm on the bandwagon, sister!
2006-09-07 08:07:45 · answer #3 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well....where did she put the Bentley, it shouldn't be so difficult to hide. Go and find it and leave her eyedrops alone.
2006-09-07 06:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by Pamela J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps something a little less dire, say a bunch of flowers and a little I'm sorry card.
2006-09-08 05:02:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is obviously a reason she took away the bently! Seriously grow up!
2006-09-07 06:20:03 · answer #6 · answered by Farmgirl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
after you get the bentley back
2006-09-07 06:24:43 · answer #7 · answered by denny 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nah! Get a life and get off of this computer.
2006-09-07 06:16:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Grow up you ingrate.
2006-09-07 08:49:32 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead. No jury would ever convict you.
2006-09-07 06:19:30 · answer #10 · answered by FozzieBear 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋