I swear Monty Python was right on with their Book of Armaments reading from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The bible definitely reads like that sometimes.... any other thoughts?
2006-09-07 06:11:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Amen.
2006-09-07 06:12:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
The Holy Hand Grenade!
1...2....5!
"3 sir!"
3!
*throws grenade, blows evil rabbit to bits*
2006-09-07 13:13:12 · answer #2 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Skip a bit, brother...
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
2006-09-07 13:20:28 · answer #3 · answered by sarge927 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Build a bridge out of her!!
2006-09-07 13:15:27 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lobbest thou thy holy hand granade of Antioch toward thy foe....who being naughty in my sight....shall snuff it!!! one of my favorite movies!!!! :)
2006-09-07 13:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by Joeygirl 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋