If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long will it take a rooster to lay a brass doorknob?
2006-09-07 05:44:19 · 5 answers · asked by nonjoo 2 in Pets ➔ Birds
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Thanks!
2006-09-07 06:46:10 · answer #1 · answered by Carpet Shark Luver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on how much brass you feed him, except that it will come out his ***, because Roosters don't lay eggs (or doorknobs)
2006-09-07 12:46:52 · answer #2 · answered by ghostbeta34 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as it takes for you to cut the roosters belly open and pull it out !
2006-09-07 12:57:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same time it would take a monkey to write an encyclopedia.
2006-09-07 12:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
rooster or do u mean kock?.....chirp
2006-09-07 17:31:40 · answer #5 · answered by enord 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋