2006-09-07 05:44:06 · 25 answers · asked by hermione 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wanted to tell you a good joke, but, the copy and paste option in my computer does not work........Sorry.......
2006-09-07 05:46:26 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 7⤊ 4⤋
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"A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?""Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?""OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?""Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea.""Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,
goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to
be because we have to repeat everything to men. The husband then
turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me
to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God
made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
2006-09-07 07:14:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
There was a blonde cop that pulled over a blonde lady that had been speeding on the highway, the blonde cop walked up to the window and asked to see her license and registration. The blonde driver finds her registration but cannot find her license. So the blonde driver asks the blonde cop, "What does it look like?" The blonde cop replied, "It's kind of square and has a picture of you on it..." So the blonde driver fumbles around a little bit more in her car to find it... she finally came across a square compact, opened it and saw that it was her! She handed the compact to the blonde cop as her license, when the blonde cop opened it she said "Oh, I'm sorry ma'am... I didn't know you were a cop...!"
2006-09-07 06:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
a house was burning.
so a man pulled out 6 persons from the house.
instead of giving him reward they put him in the jail.
because
they all were fire men.
2006-09-07 23:42:07 · answer #4 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
WILL YO U LIKE TO MARRY ME. I am 100 years old guy. I am not joking
2006-09-07 06:47:06 · answer #5 · answered by narendra k 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Q: what do men and parking spaces have in common?
A: all the good ones are taken and the rest are all handy capped.
2006-09-07 05:47:36 · answer #6 · answered by ny_butterfly_princess 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You mama's so fat, every time she turns around, it's your birthday
Yo mama is so cross eyed that when she cries...tears role down here back!
yo mamas hairs so greasy she sells oil to BP
yo mamas so fat when she jumped into the sea the whales sung ' we are family'
yo mamas so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with her phone number... she went back the next day and it said 'to be continued'
yo mamas armpits are hairy it looks like she got afro man in a head lock
"ur mommas so fat she put a raincoat on and people thought she was a taxi"
"You have to take a train two buses to get on ur mums good side"
Yo Mama's so fat she jumped off a building and got stuck in mid-air!! ;0)
Yo mama's so fat when she walks it looks like her legs are being polite.... (you first, no you first)
That means she wables!!
You Momma's so fat, when she has sex, she gives cholestrol instead of STD's
Yo mommas so fat she chases the school bus everyday screaming 'STOP THAT TWINKY
Yo mommas so fat her butts got its own congressmen.
Yo momma's so fat she went in front of the TV. Screen for 2 seconds and I missed the whole season of making the band!!! ha ha ha ha
Yo mama's so fat that when yo Daddy's boning her, he burns his @ss on the light bulb and when he's finished, he's got to roll over twice to get off.
Yo mama is so fat she has to fly cargo class yo mamma is so old her social security number is 1 yo mamma is so old that when god said let there be light she flipped the switch
2006-09-07 05:53:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
there are two tv antennas in a roof .. they fell in love and got married the wedding wasn't that good but the reception was great
2006-09-07 05:46:57 · answer #8 · answered by ndanylevich01 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
this jok requires ur hand . Its a question also so present uit as one 4 best results .state wats the difference between hitler and a gay man ? no answetrs say 45 degrees 4 hitler holds his hand straight in the air and a gay man holds his slainted downward.so u hav to sho thast.
2006-09-07 05:50:23 · answer #9 · answered by nate 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Two elderly people ,Ramu and Somu ,are conversasting where Somu used to show off rather butler english.
Ramu: see...my daughter wishes to go for further studies. But i wish she should get married. I am simply worried as to what to do?
Somu: why worry? if you want to study her study her..... marry her, marry her.
2006-09-07 06:52:26 · answer #10 · answered by leonardo 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Monkey
Monkey who?
Monkey Donkey!
2006-09-07 06:00:55 · answer #11 · answered by Steve G 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋