2006-09-07 04:47:35 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you have to laugh at that one
2006-09-07 04:50:13 · update #1
can you imagine
2006-09-07 04:50:26 · update #2
The government would try to establish contact with the UFO (Jesus) then commence firing when he didn't respond properly.
2006-09-07 04:55:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
no Jesus just crossed the border this morning by the Mexican side. He jumped the fence with Maria and Jose.
2006-09-07 11:51:30 · answer #2 · answered by a.j. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since he had a beard and wear long robes and look middle eastern he would be subject to a full body search in all orifices.
2006-09-07 11:50:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, because he can "descend" where he likes and it won't be at a port or airport.
It will in fact be exactly where you live, and he'll first have to disinfect and sterilise the area with "fire and brimstone" Enjoy yourself.
2006-09-07 11:52:52 · answer #4 · answered by Rude4u 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He'd be Guantanamo Bound all the way...mid-eastern features, robes, beard, sandals...they'd lock his all-loving butt up quicker than Dick Cheney can shoot a millionaire in the face.
2006-09-07 11:49:47 · answer #5 · answered by apostate03 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, if INS were to catch Jesus, what would they find during a body cavity search?
2006-09-07 14:25:27 · answer #6 · answered by Hockey, Guns & Beer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I think he would, but I dont think they would let him on the plane because the metal detector would go off due to the nails in his hands and feet.
2006-09-07 11:53:31 · answer #7 · answered by J-Far 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should be very careful about asking stupid questions. You may just verge on blasphemy. But the Bible does say that people will become more and more WILLING IGNORANT...BTW...Ignorant doesnt mean stupid...It means knowingly ignoring the truth..
2006-09-07 11:50:46 · answer #8 · answered by heresyhunter@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And, being the hippie Middle Easterner that he is, they would of course subject him to a body cavity search.......
2006-09-07 11:49:44 · answer #9 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure, he's middle eastern, isn't he? So, he would be racially profiled and have the full body cavity search.
2006-09-07 11:52:59 · answer #10 · answered by Olive Green Eyes 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋