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By now it is pretty obvious that Osama bin Laden is not in Afghanistan but in Pakistan. Pakistan has expressed its intention to not pursue bin Laden but rather to provide him a safe haven. Why is Pakistan getting a free ride? We know that they have weapons of mass destruction which was enough of a reason to invade Iraq even though it was untrue. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I know that the CIA, Special Forces, and Rangers have been in Pakistan secretly because its common sense AND a little bird told me. Remember how we weren't supposed to be in Laos and Cambodia during Vietnam? Bush is on TV at this moment saying that 9/11 was planned from a "safe haven" and that these nations, like Pakistan, are as culpable as the terrorists. So what is the problem? Anyone?

2006-09-07 03:36:46 · 16 answers · asked by Nerdbot 5000 2 in Politics & Government Military

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Bush & bin laden are good mates. Thats why. There parents used to play golf & polo together. So Why would bush get osama. They are childhood friends. I heard they were having a picnic one day in saudi arabia. Bush was taking a break from his gruelling schedule of been an idiot & saying stupid things in front of the camera. Anyhow bush said that america needed a new supply of oil. He asked osama if he wouldnt mind going on the run for a few months & take the blame if the government organised a "make belief terrorist attack involving the twin towers". Osama said he was going to do a bit of "hill walking" for a few months anyway so he agreed. Osama said one of the conditions was if bush himself would dress up in a nappy & repeatedly slap himself in the face & head for an hour. Bush was over the moon with this proposal as it was one of his favourite pastimes(osama did not know this). Another condition was that all of osamas family be flown out of america after the attacks & that bush would personally prepare egg & onion sandwiches & a few bottles of pop for the Journey. Bush again was estatic as he loves making sandwiches. Anyhow it evolved from there & the two still remain good mates. Rumour has it they had a relationship at one stage but bush says he would be an evil-doer if he committed such an act. So now you know. Hope this has answered your question & if you require any further info just contact the white house.

2006-09-07 03:55:48 · answer #1 · answered by Bosco 2 · 3 2

Pakistan,although it is a military dictatorship, is an ally of The USA. 2ndly- catching Osama would be to embaressing for Georgie as the Bin Ladens are close family friends of the Bush's

2006-09-07 03:53:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

First Iraq was supposedly developing WMD's, Pakistan has them, and is not afraid to use them in self defense. Second, Pakistan is an allie, and has been for a very long time, and yes, do we have special forces and that there at this moment ... yes, and they are working with the Pakistanian military in looking for bin Laden ... thats been old news for a very very very long time ... so whats your point?

2006-09-07 03:47:15 · answer #3 · answered by Zenas Walter 3 · 1 1

I don't think the Pakistani gov is giving him haven, but they don't seem to be in control of the entire region. Countries in the Mid East don't all seem to have cut and dry authority over the land. If he is there, he's being hidden along the border by the Pakistan Taliban who DESPISE and DISTRUST the Pakistani government.

BTW, you need to stop listening to fantasy and learn the reality and it is this...your country CANNOT fight a war in Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, Pakistan, or anywhere else by itself and no one else is going to go in with them. the USofA is the only Western country (GB doesn't count, Blair is a parrot) that thinks it can annihilate the whole eastern side of Earth.

2006-09-07 03:45:32 · answer #4 · answered by Lotus Phoenix 6 · 2 0

Where's Osama bin Laden?

2006-09-07 04:09:58 · answer #5 · answered by HJR 2 · 0 1

I KNOW WHAT THE FCUK LIL'PAKI'S JERKING OFF BIN LADEN HOW CAN THEY GET IT BOTH WAYS WE NEED TO CUT THE HEAD OFF TIS SNAKE YESTERDAY THE WAR ON TERROR .......IS MUCH BIGGER THAN THE FREE WORLD REALIZES TERRORISTS WILL USE THE NUCLEAR BOMB WHEN THE GET AMERICA IS LEADING THE FREE WORLD THRU THE MIDDLE EAST TO COMBAT THAT THREAT SO THAT IRAN DOESNT BECOME MR BURNS IF U WILL AND CREATS A SMITHERS LIKE ISLAMIC NATION OF TERRORISTS WHO WILL THREATEN THE FREE WORLD WITH NUCLEAR WAR .................................... I WAS WATCHING MR.BUSH GIVE THE ABOVE MENTIONED SPEECH AND AFTER KATRINA I HAD MY DOUBTS ABOUT HIS 2ND TERM HOWEVER ...HE IS INVOLVED IN THE THE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM .. U CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING IF U DONT GET HANDS ON AN REACH OUT AN TOUCH FAITH.

2006-09-07 04:28:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The U.S. doesnt wish to start another world war. they are after Osama, not Pakistan . They hope to first catch Osama and then deal with Pakistan. i am sure we will see bombing in the near future.

2006-09-07 03:45:47 · answer #7 · answered by TS 2 · 1 1

Gosh! That little bird of you got the bird flu in the way back home!!
I guess you don't even know Pakistan is more than terrorists. "Why are we not bombing them?" That was pretty stupid. If this guy moves to France, bomb them! If he moves to Russian, bumb them! If he gets sized and take him to jail in the U. S., BOMB THEM as well?
*sigh* All Rambo-like movies had an impact on many Americans' minds, as I can see. Be as patriot as you want.

2006-09-08 15:37:01 · answer #8 · answered by kamelåså 7 · 1 1

Bin Laden is not in Pakistan, he actually lives from Mondays to Fridays in the white house and spends the weekend in camp David with his best friend Georgie.

2006-09-07 03:41:41 · answer #9 · answered by me 6 · 2 2

If we bomb Pakistan, then it will be called a friendly fire, pakistan is an ally of USA, and so do Osama was an ally at one time. Killing Osama will be considered a casualty resulting from a friendly fire.

2006-09-07 03:42:35 · answer #10 · answered by miamian 3 · 1 1

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