Bill Gates passes away and goes up to heaven where he
is met by God.
Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this
one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or
Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by
putting a computer in almost every home in the world,
and yet you created that ghastly Windows.
"I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm
going to let you decide where you want to go"
Bill replied, "Well thanks, God. What's the difference
between the two?"
God said, "You take a peek at both places briefly if
it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"
"Sure" said Bill, "Let's go!"
Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach
with clear waters.There were thousands of beautiful
men and women running around, playing in the water,
laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and
the temperature was perfect.
"This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't
wait to see heaven."
God replied, "Let's go!" and so off they went to
Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful
blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and
singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as
Hell.
Bill Gates thought for only a brief moment and
rendered his decision.
God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
As you desire," said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
billionaire to see how things were going. He found
Bill Gates shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the
hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and
tortured by demons.
How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.
Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is
awful! This is not what I expected at all! What
happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing
in the water?"
"Oh THAT?!" said God. "That was the Screen Saver."
2006-09-07 03:15:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha..........poor Bill........it should not have happened to such a bright person.......or was he a dumb to choose hell?
2006-09-07 06:13:35 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious...lol...wasn't expecting God's final answer. That's clever and very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-07 03:34:07 · answer #2 · answered by Marlyn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was really good..... So what a lesson to learn... First appearances can be deceiving.
If things seem to be too good to be true...... they probably are!
2006-09-07 03:32:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too funny however too true. Things are NOT always what they seem.
2006-09-07 03:19:57 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-09-07 03:19:28 · answer #5 · answered by Allan W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn,that's pretty good.
2006-09-07 03:25:35 · answer #6 · answered by babydoll d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooohh!! LOL.
2006-09-07 07:58:57 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good/funny.PMSL.
2006-09-07 03:22:21 · answer #8 · answered by tourist 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... that is a good one... lol
2006-09-07 05:16:57 · answer #9 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-07 13:30:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋