Mrs Pilkinton has been caught having a one night stand!!!! After the recent scare with gooses near pregnancy, you'd have thought she show a little more restraint!!!
Hippo went down to the kitchen in the middle of the night for a glass of milk (yes Hippos drink milk) and lets just say, he got more than he bargained for. The site of Mrs Pilkinton bending over the chest freezer will stay with him for a VERY long time.
What can we all do to take his mind off of things? I'm thinking some poetry would be nice but it's up to you.
2006-09-07 02:42:26 · 6 answers · asked by markhatter 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mark t - Hippo is so embarrased by your poem, hes gone all shy.
Funny though
2006-09-07 04:45:26 · update #1
Mrs P knows it wasnt fair
to behave like that with Hippo there
it wasnt her fault she got so randy
Just to much Babycham and Brandy
this little verse is just to say
sorry Hippo are you OK
2006-09-07 12:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sight of a hippo drinking milk, really made Ma Pilkington titter, the smile was short lived, as she bent in the fridge, and the hippo slipped right up her shitter!
Now that's ten points - come on!!
ADDITION : Ooops! Sorry if he's not old enough - didn't cross my mind!!
2006-09-07 11:35:25 · answer #2 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pass
2006-09-08 03:41:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, Hippo, let the image pass on,
As if t'was never seen.
To worry, don't be drawn,
And never Mrs. P. demean.
To you she loves and tends,
And Goose she does the same.
So forget and make amends,
Then never her actions declaim.
2006-09-07 15:31:04 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Markhatter knows a hedgehog
That has needles for a coat
And if it gets another 10 points
I'll let you see another joke.
Robert "theluckyhedgehog" Burns.
2006-09-07 11:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't think about anything, any more in anyway and any time
2006-09-07 09:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋